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@xMCFC_B Today.

@RealTalkMCFC Don’t bother no chance we’re scoring 2 in 5 minutes

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE, MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS DRAMA

@pooloflean @validclipx Twitter user that pays for blue tick validation discovers concept of friends

@validclipx Ben rage and ddg have to be secret lovers bc why are they soo gay for?

Bendadon reacts to BruceDropEmOff accusing YourRage of sis-ing his way into f*cking Yonna “You’re Weird for even thinking every f*cking interaction between a man and a woman has to somehow be s*xual”

@CFCBane @cfcyusxf 📍Abuja

@cfcyusxf Americans make a joke "😂😂😂 they're so cute and funny" Nigerians make a joke "hello Elon Musk, remove them from social media" Fxcking an!mals all of you.

nuke dey twitter

@spursy_boggart 😭😭😭😭

Hey there! Me and all my friends at the Tel Aviv male pattern baldness support group comedy club absolutely LOVED this joke!! 😂😂🤣🤣 Do you mind if we have it up on the projector while we sit in a circle touching ourselves? 😁👍

@JBDgames @Ciandesignz @shrewsburytown Why would a graphic artist embrace Al lol

@Ciandesignz @shrewsburytown It is, just trying to wind you up a bit. But AI should be embraced, can help with graphic design

Matchday, brought to you by AI 😉🤝

@BronGoat8 @raystateofmind @UKRapDaily ?? Suicide doors

@raystateofmind @UKRapDaily Still don’t get it

“I need antidepressants for the doors on my cars” Dave is a different breed.

@MillllllSE16 @Craigshaw185964 This is fucking killing me omfg

@Craigshaw185964 It's fucking vile at the footy, especially when your penned in like cattle and some fucking hobo keeps shitting themselves. Proper ale farts aswell. They should been weighed in. Banned. And then weighed in again.

Whoever kept farting in that away end too the right of the goal at the front, get your fucking bowels checked you horrible dirty bastard you smell like your dying #wafc

@Paul0manny @H4RRYK4NE “Sensor”

@H4RRYK4NE Shut up. You can sensor it and stop bitching

Nigerians in the replies actually ruin everything man, Elons worst contribution ever

@UTDPr3Xxi @Domez99 @RichardEzeCr7 Every day I pray there was a way to block the entirety of African twitter

@Domez99 @RichardEzeCr7 I know bro, lmao 😂😂😂😂

Who was Manchester city striker in 2016/17 ? TF

@legitness2169 @MadByAura @yoxics God damn bro married at 22😳

@MadByAura @yoxics I was born in 2003 Wife born 2004 I met her when I turned 18 and she was still 16 until the beginning of October You can’t call everything pedophilia when theirs guys like D4vd are fucking on middle school girls in high school

xQc gets into an argument with Cinna about publicly disassociating with Adin Ross but staying silent about her friend Bonnie 😳 "now elaborate about your roommate.. she was 18 did you not react to it… this is so odd"

@MajorPerry616 @IAmLilRico Cmon now unc

@IAmLilRico Man I was just sparking at the Walmart and had 2 bad employees surrounding me ain’t know which one to holla at 😭

When the job lowkey lit…😭💀

@Mr_DreiZuEins @El_Gran_Turco04 @s04 😭😭😭

@El_Gran_Turco04 @s04 Guten Abend, sieht scheiße aus. Und von der Resourcenverschwendung das Dingen noch mit KI zu erstellen, will ich gar nicht erst anfangen. LG

Hallo @s04, Mein Sohn hat sein Wunschtrikot (Auswärts) gemalt. Für die nächste Saison zu spät, aber vielleicht was für 27/28👀😄💙🤍

@Aleks_FUT If you’re real you know about fifa 16 demo fut drafts used to have the demo loaded on my ps4 for time

I wonder if ea removed demos so people still bought the game before they played it

@Whoisthatguy0 @0ff_th3_grid @AszneeUpdates @_Asznee U get it 😹 a mans saying he was so down bad he had to steal food cuz no one could spare P and then in the same breath says he fully intended to pay her back

@0ff_th3_grid @AszneeUpdates @_Asznee Coach is £6-12 depending on the time he’s proper crook and it’s a walkable distance from his accom so no need rise side for cab. Bro was just hungry.

Asznee addresses the situation, stating that he took the food because he was broke and desperate. He deeply apologises but believes his flatmate has taken it too far to humiliate him.