Toppy Proppy

The Guardians have to start the season against: Logan Gilbert Bryan Woo George Kirby Luis Castillo Shohei Ohtani Yoshinobu Yamamoto In 6 of their first 7 matchups (nice) Pray for them 😭

@JoshHarris25 My fuckin GOAT

How you treat people who aren’t on the same level as you tells a lot about a man’s character. Bron is always making people around him feel special. You rarely see that from someone of his status.

LeBron even has handshakes for the photographers 😭

@WrightRealtor1 @NoLieWithBTC Fucking moron…

@NoLieWithBTC Correction. Until democrats stop blocking Department of Homeland Security funding. The rest of your statement is true

Delta is officially suspending travel perks for members of Congress until Republicans stop blocking TSA funding.

Oh Delta you will always be that bitch

🏒 NHL PARLAY +1470 @fourfigureplays went up nearly 10 units last week so it's only fair to bring you guys a free play 👀 🔗 Tail link - bit.ly/NHL3-24

This guy did NOT make the Opening Day roster…

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🏀 NBA PARLAY +2429 Small slate, big dreams. The stars are on the line tonight! 🌟 🔗 Link to tail - bit.ly/NBA3-24

Going for back to back 4-0 Straight Sweeps tonight 🧹 Who wants a free one for the timeline 🙋‍♂️

James Harden o20.5 Points The Cleveland Cavaliers face off against the Orlando Magic tonight and this is a matchup I expect James Harden to control. The magic are playing in their second game of a back to back set after dropping a heartbreaker to the Indiana Pacers who are actively trying to lose games. This forced Orlando to play their starters deep into a game where they were originally heavy favorites. Harden has scored 30 points in both of his matchups against the Magic this season. They’ve had difficulty containing him and he’s crushed from beyond the ark in both of those games. While I’m not sure if he’s going to be able to make five 3s once again he is obviously excellent in isolation and is pick and roll ball handler which are two areas that Orlando struggles to defend. I’ll back Harden on Tuesday. Best Current Line: -132 FD

Steph so good at basketball he knows it’s the court fault when he makes a mistake 😭

I don't care what anyone says, life was just better back then

Second baseman JJ Wetherholt has made the St. Lous Cardinals' Opening Day roster after a strong camp and is near the front of a loaded National League Rookie of the Year race. Wetherholt, Nolan McLean, Sal Stewart, Carson Benge, Bubba Chandler -- and, eventually, Konnor Griffin.

Does the SEC still exist and does DOJ still investigate and prosecute insider trading anymore, or is it just open season for fraud in the Trump years? x.com/KobeissiLetter…

Homie moved to Nuketown

Cashed out the 8! If IHart doesn’t get assist by minute 7 I’m cashing out his 6

Painting our finger nails GREEN 💅 Shoutout to former Sixer Jared 💰