⚜︎ 𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐧 ⨾ ┊parody

Rᴏʙᴇʀᴛ Bᴀʀᴀᴛʜᴇᴏɴ “ I'ᴍ Nᴏᴛ Tʀʏɪɴɢ Tᴏ Hᴏɴᴏʀ Yᴏᴜ.” ʙʏ Dᴇᴍᴏʟɪsʜ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ / ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ / ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ʙᴇᴇɴ Robert sɪɴᴄᴇ ²⁰¹⁹ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇs ᴏᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ Sᴇᴇᴋɪɴɢ Sʟs ﹐ ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ Rᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ’s ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ

—🌹𝓠𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 👑Game of Thrones | Fantasy 🌹Lady Tyrell | Queen of the Seven Kingdoms 👑Sweet & Michevious 🌹Beloved by the Smallfolk 👑Sister to Willas, Garlan, & Loras 🌹Bisexual Sapphic 👑#KhaleesiAveline

You had to remember that I’m fat; ?…

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@PsychicSook To speak to him. “ sookie you needs my help to find out what bill is up too ? ; “ It was the first time she had asked him for anything he couldn’t help but except this from her.

@PsychicSook Eric was in his usual seat he was always sitting upon Eric gazed at Pam before his eyes shifted over the blonde sookie as she made her way over to his throne as Eric gazed over at her. “ sookie what are you doing here?” Eric asked demanding answers as she began +

// Starter for @VikingMaj3sty// Sookie had Originally been in love with Bill Compton until Eric Northman came into her life. Since then after having many intimate dreams about him she had been more involved in his life. From Bon Temps a Southern Belle the blonde was a Fae her>

@TelepathofArea5 Yes?

@TelepathofArea5 He mentioned to her as he smiled a bit and walled over to her couch and sat down.

@TelepathofArea5 to the other side of the counter across from her. Watching her cross her legs as he waited and than looked at her once more. ❛❛ true blood , sounds good. didn’t know you have any here sookie. ❜❜ —

@BrigantSusannah another waiter to help out especially because Pam you know,. Pam is pam. ❞ He wasn’t sure if he was making any sense at that moment. but he did need another person to help around with things.

@BrigantSusannah frame still not able to come inside. He waited a bit in silence as he than spoke once more. he than looked up at the ceiling before he could back over at her eyes. ❝ well, actually I came here to ask if maybe if you would come and work for me over at Fangtasia we can use, ›

@moonvampLuna Hello

@ThcVikingKing "hello Eric"

@MustBeThursda He looked over at her as she pushed him to the side. watching her walking towards the door as he than smirks a bit. “ I do eat , humans .” He says over to her as she shut the door on his face and than moved away from her porch.

@Sensual_Steel He looked over at her with a smile upon his lips. “ yes, well of course.” He said as he than stood from his chair and wakes over to lower level of the bar.

@ThcVikingKing [she snorts in a very unladylike manner at his jab] Well no Eric, they haven’t been fun enough for me, perhaps you will have better luck making them scream. Then again your methods are rather less intimidating than mine. [she smirks at him and hides her real smile]