Joshua Hall

Assuming we don't actually lose... can't wait for getting gaslit by Kehl and Ricken later on how it was a strong, courageous performance against a tough opponent and all that.

@FB_granit @lewy_official @BVB Since 2014 I believe. lol.

@BVBGrandRapids @lewy_official @BVB Mf you was active in 2015?

@lewy_official @BVB fans hope you do too. Gute Besserung Lewa!

Freaking embarrassing. This is ridiculous.

Reverse jinx!

Getting bodied by a 10-man relegation candidate. The full BVB fan experience. smh.

Kind of a soft red imo. I dunno. I understand it. Clearly not intentional to hurt... modern game is just weird.

Me trying to watch this team play offense. Every week.

This team can't play with the ball. It's horrific to watch.

@BlackYellow @Jeopardy lol. Maybe three US viewers got it.

What is "Heja BVB" for $1,909? 🤓 Big shoutout to BVB fan and @Jeopardy CHAMPION, Quentin! Good luck tonight! Let’s keep that streak going! 🙌🧠

@herculezg Strange coloring in the pinstripes but decent.

Drippin or Trippin 🇯🇵

@herculezg Neither. But could grow on me more. Thankful it’s not lazy garbage like Nike and Puma routinely vomit out these days.

Drippin or Trippin 🇺🇸

Remember Reus got thrown out because he was too old and a contract would cost too much. Meanwhile Emre get’s a bigger contract now. Unbelievable

We are never gonna be rid of him are we?

1) I don’t want to hear a fucking thing about Bayern and their money and how they buy players for €70-80m when we‘re setting €30 million a pop on fire spamming Center Forward and Box-to-Box midfielder signings that we don‘t need while letting the Yan Diomandes of the world go to other BL clubs for fucking €20 million. We‘re the 11th highest revenue earning club in Europe with the 14th highest wage bill in Europe, and we consistently approach €100 million in transfer spending every window the past few years, Stop acting like we‘re poor; we have money, we spend money, and we don‘t spend it well. 2) „… players with development potential.“ You mean over-25 veterans like Guirassy, Anton, Bensebaïni, Çan, and Sabitzer who either played for mid-table clubs for most of their careers or couldn’t hack it when they got the chance at top clubs? Nevermind that Musiala, Pavlovic, Bischof, and Karl weren‘t €70-80 million dollar signings when Bayern signed them. How many young players who aren‘t currently teenagers in our academy have we signed in the last few years who have developed potential that is anything like on the level that these guys have? Maybe 3 at the most- and none of them are attackers. 3) How can we be happy with this? How can we be happy with no midfielders who can deliver line-breaking passes, no wide attackers who can take on defenders 1v1, and no agile tight-space creative profiles at 10 or in the half-spaces who can unlock a defense between the lines? How can we be happy when our squad has a lower technical floor than the 8th placed team in the table? Stop complaining about Bayern and their money. We have money. Be a lot smarter with the money we have. If there’s any club that should get praise for how efficiently they spend money, it‘s Bayern. We can learn so much from them.

I will be the person who says this should 100% make them stop any renewal. Unfortunately they will say he’s a warrior and will come back stronger. He’s aging, not very good, and always hurt now. Move on from him and Brandt.

Borussia Dortmund this week: 0 Wins 0 Points 7 Goals Conceded Eliminated from UCL Emre Can B-BU-BUT THEY USE SPEED REACTION VIDEOS 👏👏👏

And now the results against opponents that matter confirm what our eyes have been showing for weeks. You idiots out there who kept saying we’re “great” and “why complain” can kindly shut up now.

0/3 in the last three games. Season’s over. Truth is, the quality just isn’t good enough. It’s disappointing because Bayern didn’t play an outstanding game. All those stats about points-per-game average are meaningless. We're not winning against good opponents this season.

It doesn’t hurt if you’ve been numb to the pain for two and a half years.

Oh look, there’s Bensebaini ball watching again.

@WiktorSZN Perfect for Everton.