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De Ligt is never going to play football again, it’s all being completely hushed up by the club at the moment, Carrick doesn’t want the team being distracted in the run-in if the news breaks out. The players themselves haven’t even been told, it’s going to be the biggest news in football when it breaks – a couple of years ago he decided he wanted to live as a woman and started taking hormone pills, it’s why Bayern got rid for nothing and no other clubs were in for him. Utd thought it was worth a punt just for past reputation. It’s weakened his body which is why he’s only managed 90 minutes here and there. Remember the “bruised back” early in the season? Hormones. After the Palace game he decided he wanted to go through the full gender reassignment surgery, that’s why he’s not been seen since. He had it done last week. FA say he can’t be in the men’s game any more. He has chopped his dick off.

OMGGGG this is Pedri with Alejandra!