Ben Johnson

My grandma always said, “If you can’t tweet anything nice, then don’t tweet anything at all.” #ModernDayWisdom

@cordes_tax Anyone who claims "overtired" isn't a thing hasn't been around children.

Is it illegal to use chloroform on small children? Asking for a completely unrelated stranger.

Fun fact of the day: When Illinois Gov. George Ryan was convicted of corruption, one of the lobbyists accused of paying kickbacks was named Ron Swanson. chicagotribune.com/2006/03/07/fed…

Houston is playing basically at home for the Sweet 16, but frankly we're not sure if they're prepared to deal with this sheer volume of corn.

Please send all your Busch Light cases to Houston for the Iowa - Nebraska Sweet Sixteen game. #MarchMadness

Not surprising. It’s well known that Lincoln developed the first LLM in between his vampire hunting expeditions.

This dunk caused the biggest yell in our house since Deron Williams 3 vs Arizona in 2005. #Illini

@logan_belz @UEAthletics @UEvansville Wearing purple on Friday

Appreciate you @BW_Johnson it’s an honor to represent @UEAthletics and @UEvansville on the biggest stage! Go Aces!

I spy the hardest working guy in the Valley @logan_belz

Rather than saying "Well done, good and faithful servant" Chuck Norris will just get one of these from St. Peter. #RIP

Matthew Fisher just threw a scoreless inning in his pro debut for the #Phillies in Spring Breakout. He was a 7th round pick out of High School who was signed for way over the slot bonus. Show 2 distinct breaking balls with good movement and got a k looking on this fastball

Respect. This is March.

Four game multi view. And we still get the dreaded quad commercial break. #MarchMadness

Everyone wants me to rip on TrumpRx. Reality is, it’s saving patients money on IVF and a few other drugs. A lot of money. IMO, anything that saves patients money is a win. And they truly do have some great people that are making smart moves. You just don’t know their names. Chris Klomp. Mark Atalla, Abe Sutton and so many more. When you talk to them, and see the work they put in, it’s obvious they are focused on trying to do the right thing for patients. Don’t forget they didn’t give the insurance industry a price increase they wanted, and those stock prices got crushed. TrumpRx is just getting started. @costplusdrugs is just getting started.

1. There’s way too many assistant/staff personnel on CBB sidelines 2. How can players be expected to stay off the court if the coaches can’t even follow the rules?

Mark DeRosa smartly saving some of his guys for game 2

Mark DeRosa would have been better off pitching Jason Whitlock at this point. #WBC

Congrats to the following schools for making the NCAA basketball tournament: CA Baptist Gonzaga High Point Hofstra Queens Saint Louis Saint Mary’s Santa Clara Siena St. John’s UMBC VCU Wright State Now capitalize on this momentum and start (or restart) a football program 🏈

IFCA South All-Stars Grant Davis (Boonville) Gabe Jackson (Heritage Hills) Korbin Jones (No. Knox) JJ Lowery (Memorial) AJ Coates (Reitz) Ricky White Jr. (North) Brody Klem (Gibson Southern) AC - Zac Nero (North) AC - Matt Conner (Boonville) Manager - Gabby Tucker (Washington)

Great stuff!

📣📣HIRE ALERT🏈🏈 Cody Gardner has been hired as the Head Football Coach at Cedar Valley High School Congrats Coach Gardner!! @CODY_GARDNER