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Betelgeuse
@B_J_Ghost
"It's show time!" Parody Roleplay account
Netherworld Katılım Ekim 2022
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"Oh, cuz Wayne goes around beatin' swans with rocks--Real dick."
Giovanni Potage@Gi0vanniP0tage
"NSFW? What's that mean? No Swans For Wayne? Who's Wayne? Why isn't he allowed swans? What'd he do?"
English
"Can totally see why he'd ditch ya--"
ＳＨＹ@ShyTheHero
" Yo-You forgot to bring up my dead family and deadbeat dad... " Why was she helping him...?
English
"Just gonna tell you now...You've totally caught something by doin' that--"
𝐌𝐫. 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧@AFTON_BUSINESS
[ bites reader hand. ]
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-- you sweat a lot, that's weird, you aren't funny, you run weird, walk weird, weird voice, weird smile and...You got low self-esteem. That cover it?"
English
"Lemme tell ya everything wrong with ya right now."
"Messy hair, ya look tired 24/7, your voice is annoying, you stutter every 3 seconds, terrible fashion sense, your mouth never matches what you're sayin', you have an awkward way of standing, you're ugly, ya got a weird smell--
ＳＨＹ@ShyTheHero
" Why are you lo-looking at me? " " Did I do something wrong? Do you find my costume weird? Or is it my hair? It's my hair, isn't it...!? "
English
He's eating an apple for some fuckin' reason.
"...Fuck this apple--I don't want anyone granny smith! WHO GAVE ME THIS?!"
English
"Really gonna dress up as a ghost? It's 2026 Gio--Be better."
Giovanni Potage@Gi0vanniP0tage
"Hey, hey! It's me! A ghoooost! Grr, I'm weird, I creep on everyone I know! I'm a massive jerk!"
English
"Nope, don't do that--He'll blow up--And I ain't cleanin' his guts off the wall again! ...Didn't even clean it the first time--"
𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒂𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈...@YetAnotherAnby
“ Oh, I'm sorry...! I'll sing softer. Perhaps a lullaby? ”
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"Do ya mind?! You're botherin' my kid! Look at him, he's pissed!"
𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒂𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈...@YetAnotherAnby
“ Dim dim dam dada dim dim da dada dim da lilam Dim dim dam dada dim dim da dada dim da didam... ”
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"Weird...I only got 56 episodes of bones on here. Yesterday I had 57."
English
"Uh huh--Who's your boss? Some loser?"
Spike ☠️@Spike_BB03
“WELL MAYBE BUT HE WANTED ME TO DO IT CAUSE ITS HONEST WORK I’D DO ANYTHING TO HELP BOSS”
English
"Should have hired me--I'd have it done in seconds."
Spike ☠️@Spike_BB03
“I am painting a wall and I’m doing this for my boss because he told me too”
English
"What are ya paintin'? How much are they payin' ya for this--?"
Spike ☠️@Spike_BB03
“How am I going to do this paint job by myself..I wish I had something to encourage me”
English
"I don't wanna do an arc! Arcs are for losers!"
Giovanni Potage@Gi0vanniP0tage
"Aw come on dude! I'm doing all the work for this redemption arc!"
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