Barry McCockinner

@womp_ripper67 Pinch me, I must be dreaming. My boy did it. Viral on the beev. A true rags to riches story.

Added the ex wife on Snapchat last night. Woke up this morning to see that she blocked me. Prayers appreciated but not required.

Another hard day in the South #expandtfouttathis

@arkrazorbackx If a girl knows ball and she’s hot 1000% ran through

Not again, Tiger. #GiveThisManHisKeys

Shiver me timbers…

Part of the uniform #BamPutUp83

I hope my wife likes the gift I got her with my Zyn points.

So confused why the caddie from Happy Gilmore 2 just performed the halftime show????

#expand paper towels and #shrink hand dryers

Tossed this salad like a 90 pound blond

Ball knowledge

Yeah that’ll play. #slop

Self doxx. Yes, I get bitches. Yes, she fell for the hesi. #hideyogirls

@womp_ripper67 Narm 4L #expandheartland

@B_McCockinner69 Barry, how you doing! This brought me back to our college days. Nothing will beat that time when Thaddius and the rest of us watched Heartland for hours. -Uncle

W.B.W. (white boy weekend)

Widespread Panic reference on the keys? #wsp #thatspanicman #jbismyfavoriterapper

@DVanderlin60793 Dean, do I have to apologize for being up so late? I was deep in sum pussy. I know you’re just jealous of my tens on my roster. I know you don’t know about girls coming down from South GA, but squids don’t tell tales. Also Barry, I heard you used Yale fraternity counseling.

@B_McCockinner69 Barry this is gonna be the last time I tell you SAE is not touse and why are we waking up at 4? what couldnt make it the pre (pre short for pregame)? my Yale KA brothers would snap you in half you squid.

The importance of friends

I was so poor, if I woke up on Christmas without a hard-on I didn’t have nothing to play with!