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I read a post somewhere that said “people with glasses/contacts have to pay just to see” and let me tell you, I have not slept right since.

@paramountplus I can’t get through a single 22 minute tv episode without the app shutting down and restarting every 5 minutes

🚨 ATTN: While TSA workers are wondering how they will pay their bills, Congress members will be vacationing for spring break. So we need YOU to take action and photograph them living their best life. Send it to TMZ so we can properly put them on BLAST.

TOPH'S MUSCLES 💥💥💥 I LOVE MUSCULAR WOMEN!!!!!

@king_seraphine I mean if you need another player lmk

I told everyone to wear togas to D&D today >:)

Man I love D&D

@king_seraphine Hotttieeeee

Posting this one on main bc I felt sexy 😚💕

@Moognific Absolutely

Do you like your men beefy? 🥩

@emilarawdx All of the above

Which view do you prefer? 👀

@Moognific 2026 is year of the belly 🥵

Happy new year from me and my engorged belly

Felt slutty and cute xmas eve

@Tan_Tan06 On my way. Bringing soup.

@Tan_Tan06 On my way

Come cuddle?

Love seeing all the fatboys posting their thanksgiving bellies on my TL today

I posted a short story today that got 10 views and that’s 10 more than my first one so I am happy

Need a new PFP, what are we feeling folks?

i'd abuse the fuck out of the bat signal like mr. wayne they're overcharging me for this sandwich. kill them

Get them as far away from tv as possible.

@telegraphclubb Me

sorry it’s been a while. but it’s done. comment if u want a dt