becca

for the first time in 25 years I’m finally looking forward to a birthday, thankful for the 15 year karmic cycle to come to an end

forgot SoCal accents and NorCal accents are insanely distinct why can I never understand either of them

going thru manic episodes w ur bff is truly a fun time 👯‍♀️🥰 @MayteMDiaz

my brain goes absolutely feral for anything hello kitty

GIRL MATH??? 😭😭😭

did you guys know that zoosadism, which is the pleasure you get out of hurting animals, is a warning sign of psychopathy and potential violence towards humans

“matcha tastes like grass” well i’m simply a cow flourishing on the land with no thoughts or worries of this cruel world

Laguna Beach and The Hills are about the only shows I can repeatedly binge watch

one thing about me I have a horrible sense of object permanence. Blocking u will kill u in my reality. Coding updated in real life. Y’all need to try it

This is great but I didn’t reveal anything. I just summarized the US health insurance business model.

you're telling me most people remember their childhoods? it's not normal to have occasional single memories with years of nothing and a general feeling of unease?

My hot take is that most of us have not adequately processed the trauma of the pandemic. And our sprawling, unprocessed trauma chews away at our brains in myriad ways that make us anxious about why we can’t seem to live our lives as instinctively or as joyously as we did in 2019.

colleen hoover books are made for mean girls who peaked in high school then got nursing degrees i will not be elaborating

@adam_werhel LOL ily ❤️ nice to see u using Twitter bby

Boxing Day sales are almost just as good if not better than Black Friday

my love for hello kitty will never die they can never tear us apart

I hope masks stay normalized during flu season forever

black friday weekend is truly the most stressful time of the year for me, I NEED all the sales 😩