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Came back to Twitter to say how pathetic it is that @therealLEBO_M is suing Learnmore Jonasi for TWENTY SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS just for making a fuckin joke on a podcast. Where are the "free speech" comedians now? Defend your own against this bullshit

@geordinhl surely you have also smelled it in Edgemead. As an asthma sufferer, it is awful to wake up at 3am with my entire house smelling of smoke and not being able to breathe properly because of this. Ive seen people in Welgelegen and Bothasig also complaining

Hello @geordinhl Are you aware that, at various random times during the day and throughout the evening, the Northern Suburbs of CT smells like fire and smoke because the farms along the N7 are burning their shit, which seems unhealthy, scummy and unregulated.

Hello

The game started at 6pm, which is when most people are still in traffic waiting to get in, after leaving work at 5pm. The stadium filled up. The same thing happened in Cape Town. The problem is the schedule, not the people.

You guys are still here?

@geordinhl @AstronEnergySA Thanks you so much for the response, Geordin. It doesn't seem like I can DM you, though 😪

@B_radizzle @AstronEnergySA Please could you send me your email address so we can search our system. You can DM me.

Hello @geordinhl I have emailed your office 5 times regarding what I believe to be a serious concern about the @AstronEnergySA refinery in Milnerton but have received absolutely zero responses. Is it because they give the City too much money or is it just that you don't care?

@geordinhl I truly believe that this refinery will one day be the cause for a major health issue in the area (the area that YOU have lived in your entire life). @AstronEnergySA is constantly pumping harmful gasses into the air (I currently am struggling to breathe because of it)

The first email was sent in February 2025, where your office "handed the concern over" to someone else, who didnt respond. When I followed up, they told me that this isnt their concern. Since then I have sent your office 5 follow ups, with no response

@GrantHinds my brother this is a football manager who coached Chelsea, Real Madrid, Roma and Manchester United

Controversial opinion: This meme is the greatest contribution South African Rugby has made to the internet

The 8000 tickets sold were just his children

I mean surely the final 3 are Lycett, Ayoade & Mortimer. Beckett and May-Cooper are out in the first hour

ladies and gentlemen, you absolutely know what to do here

@oldladypanties When you greet your friend Roxanne

Ok, I’ll bite, what is Hyrox? Please don’t actually answer this

How the local PlayStation account doesn’t even know what the PS+ lineup is for the region is beyond me 🤣

Not that I dont believe it would happen, but I dont see any proof that the president of that fuckin country tweeted anything about cutting funding to SA, despite seeing screenshots of it. Where is the actual post?

Coming back to this pos social media only to see 50+ notifications that I "missed" which are just tweet notifications from people I dont follow. Cool

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@amyrapeer @NicholasGuyatt Could be a Kratos wooden spoon with some work

@NicholasGuyatt Carve some additional hair into it and maybe a goatee and you've got yourself a whole new character 😂

Is anyone else regretting buying their kid a wooden spoon with Gregg Wallace's face on it last Christmas? Anyone?