Mary Alex Apffel

Y’all, my hair is so cute. 💁🏼‍♀️

sorry but that bonk is taking me tf out💀

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.

“alright now let’s take a funny one and then we’ll do one with the guns.” Lmao imagine.

Ladies, please tell me your ring size. I’m trying to see something 😊

told my dad i got a new job and this is his response? 🥰

Somebody find the address of the school principle in Florida who beat a 6 year old student with a wooden paddle.... I don’t just wanna talk.

ALRIGHT I NEED YALL HELP I NEED 10,000 RTS BY MAY 15TH SO RT THIS LIKE IT UP AND THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!

I spit out my drink 😂😂

We need a full research study into this phenomena

This is Maisy. She gets an additional birthday hat for each birthday, and she just turned six. 13/10 not sure how long this can continue

@falpal_7 The bravest soul I ever knew

@Baaaby_Ap 💀✋🏻

C/W Sexual assault One thing I feel is missing around the conversations around sexual assault is the blowback and trauma that can result from coming forward. A very good friend of mine encouraged me to do so in an effort to shed light on the obstacles victims have to overcome