Baby Deranger

Me, dreaming of visiting the Magic Kingdom! How dare the Sussex Family have all fun?!

@pbart27 No one cares what we derangers think!!!!!

@BabyDeranger That's ok the previous show was flop.

Noooo! Netflix was supposed to be done with them! Now, we’re told that couple is producing a scripted Polo show! My sources swore no one wanted to work with them! How dare they make a show about the sport of Kings? They’re mocking our traditions! HMTK must remove those titles!

How dare she visit sick children in the 🏥 on the same day our heir and his wife did the important work of real Royals and served 🍨and ☕️ at the already popular Burroughs Market? She’s supposed to be a private citizen! Why is she visiting 🏥s! HMTK must remove their titles!

@NotHoodlum @WrdnMs Why is she dressed like Annie Oakley?

Both of these cost $220 million.

How dare they plan a trip to 🇦🇺?Especially, since the heir and his wife haven’t visited in a dozen years! They’ll meet with soldiers, donate💰and form new alliances with charities just to make the future 👑 and K. look lazy! This is unacceptable! HMTK must remove their titles!

How dare they Boo our BRF? Don’t they know they were chosen by God? Besides, they work so hard 👋 and ✂️ribbons for the gazillion 💷s we pay them! This is all H&M’s fault! They should be here so we could claim the boos were meant for them! Again, HMTK must remove their titles!

Our lady has had ugly feet for years! Why is no one helping her clean her feet? After all, she’s the future Queen!

@HaighMarianne Why do you keep showing old pics? Show some new ones without crusty toes!

@BabyDeranger Those are not Catherine Princess of Wales’s feet, Catherine has well formed legs, those are too stocky for her.

How dare they post pics of her toes? This is all the other lady’s fault. If she was still here, she would’ve been the one to meet the brown ladies and her toes would’ve been the ones on display! Now, people are disgusted by our lady’s real toes. HMTK must remove all titles!

@HaighMarianne Kate has crusty toes!

@BabyDeranger Well if you want to believe your own BS then that’s fine. Catherine Princess of Wales is always elegant and appropriately dressed for the visit. Unlike Meggies hair on show, arms uncovered, and wearing what looks like an army surplus tent!!!

@HaighMarianne Lovely old pic , but here’s yesterday’s pic!

@HaighMarianne No, you have them confused with KP! Kate has ashy hands and crusty toes! Get over it! Too bad you all started this by picking on Meghan. Now, everything Kate does wrong will be magnified throughout X! 😘

@BabyDeranger Really, you believe any BS put out there! Getty have been caught out before.

@HaighMarianne Why would they lie about her feet? They love her! Besides Getty Images don’t lie!

@BabyDeranger 😂 you believe the daily fail, well then it must be true!

@Lizpercy38893 According to Getty Images and the Daily Mail those are her feet!

@BabyDeranger Idiot that wasn’t Catherine feet,

Ok this is funny 😄

@cactusliberty Nooooo! Although, the future Queen makes me laugh and intrigues me with her mumbling; she’s not interesting enough to arouse me.

@BabyDeranger So Catherine gets you wild and aroused but Meghan doesnt do anything for you?

Even though we’re always screaming for her to go away,now that she’s quiet, I’m freaking out! How dare she make my life useless by not providing me something about her to criticize? She hasn’t even commented on the current Royal crisis! She’s selfish! HMTK must remove all titles!

@cactusliberty That’s why my name is Baby Deranger! 😝😝😝😝

@BabyDeranger Well you seem to cream more about her than derangers - shes never far from your thoughts

@JabariCapricorn I only see two international sources there, but thanks for sharing!

@BabyDeranger Really, I think you'll find your wrong

How dare they go to Jordan while we’re forced to deal with a crisis we thought a payout of £12M solved! Their faux Royal tour will be 1000% better than any of our real Royal tours! This is unacceptable and will make the PoW incandescent with rage! HMTK must remove all titles!

@cactusliberty You derangers live to cream yourselves when it comes to her

@BabyDeranger she hasnt said anything yet you still cream yourself about her