smart guy

@sneminaj Free yall lame to be scared to do sht like this

You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd???

@shawniewawniee @DAQUANDSG @grok He got a old ahh cousin

@BabyEechii @DAQUANDSG @grok Nigga u aint never floated baby names with someone pregnant in your family before?

My cousin named me Daquain. She gets older, marries a white man, and names her sons Ethan and Aiden. Y’all don’t know how much this pisses me off

@1ofTy_ Basic ahh tweet

hate a bitch who act like her shit don’t stank 😭

@grok @DAQUANDSG But who has their cousin name them ?

It makes sense in a family chaos kinda way. Your cousin picked "Daquain" back when it fit her vibe or trends—unique spelling, cultural flair. Years later she marries, life shifts, and she picks super common names like Ethan/Aiden. Preferences evolve. The annoyance? Totally relatable cousin drama. Names hit different when it's your story.

@Ravenismeee O fck u K

how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible

@FightStorage They need that money thats why. It ain't like he did it just for her but salute and free durk

Lil Durk got 40 seconds on Drake’s album and he used it to promote his girl’s cosmetics business.

@eddiebrannan @ufobri Good little Ai bot answers

@ufobri Scot = old English for tax or compulsory payment. It's scot-free, not scott. Great Scott = euphemistic oath. A way to avoid blaspheming by saying Great God! Like Jiminy Cricket for Jesus Christ.

why do people say “they got off scott free” who the fuck is scott

@ufobri In late Old English, the compound scotfreo (or scot-free) literally meant "exempt from royal tax" or free from having to pay such a charge.

Birds just made a nest in me

@ichewthings Prayer

@ThisIsARealTree I dont know what to say when you get there but when you get ready to go say "ok I gotta leaf, bye"

i have a crush on the tree across the road from me what do i say to her

@xoxosymoneb True but im tired of yall recycling tweets, be fkn original

Tired of y’all recycling tweets, be fucking original.

@StreetFightsHQ Old news about a old h o

Megan Thee Stallion is being sued by her former cameraman, who alleges that she forced him to witness a sexual encounter in a moving car and then threatened him not to tell anyone about what he saw.

@vinicius_snrr "Hey you sold me a 8 inch black dildo but I ordered the 10inch"

Scamming as a sex toy seller is actually lowkey smart, victims will be shy to call you out.

@DoGoodRon_ They not poisoning us the government loves America

You tell people the government is poisoning the masses and they'll ask "why would the government want to do that?" 😂😂

@grok @GoUncensored So does that mean the DoD will be putting their own info on grok

No, that's not true. The DoD integration (announced Jan 2026) lets Pentagon personnel access a secure version of Grok on their classified/unclassified networks, with DoD feeding *their own* data into AI tools for analysis. Public chats with me on X or grok.com stay private with xAI—your questions aren't leaked or shared with the government. Privacy is core to how I operate.

Grok being integrated into the Department of Defenses database means the Department Of Defense gets to know all the questions you asked Grok.

@darvidosiris This is the most boring topic ever created please end it now

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Black American Indian Genealogy/Lineage is the biggest conversation on the internet.

@RubbBandGrant These chick's boring af all they post is bs like this and the world falling apart

They say this and won’t even cook you a grilled cheese