mamalyss

Never fails, I let one hoe in and two think they can squeeze

Let me tell you, being 37 weeks pregnant, sick, with a toddler who is also sick but also has the energy level of 10 toddlers, has me down and out for the count.

I keep forgetting that im pregnant and soon I will be hauling around two little people

Nothing about Coachella makes me want to go 😂

There are certain things that represent an image and they have that image due to standards that are set and thats what makes every one desire that specific thing, because of the image it has created. And the way the world is now, changes these things changing the image.

Just because the crop top fits, doesn’t mean you should wear the crop top.

Twitter is and will always be the elite app. No sissy community guidelines telling me I can’t post something or send a dm because it “might be in violation”

All I fuck with are gangsters and strippers

Watching Greys Anatomy and seeing how much coffee they all drink makes me crave coffee so hard

I cant believe Ive already had my girls for 7 years. Wtf.

If you cause an accident during peak traffic hours that should be an additional violation

Why is it never someone attractive that hits you or almost hits you. Its always someone fat and ugly with an ugly ass look on their face.

These children fill my heart with so much joy

I added reeses peanut butter chips to my oatmeal cookie recipe and let me just say, I have never tasted a better cookie.

I cant believe we are about to start the, not being able to hold their own head, or bottle stage again 😭😂🥲

There are three types of items that are constantly scattered around my house. Fishing stuff, art stuff, and cars.

It would be so nice if our freeways had a carpool lane. But we dont because Albuquerque wouldn’t be able to handle that shit.

My child is up till midnight on a daily basis. Nap or no nap. Routine or no routine.

Your man is 5feet tall, he should be kissing the ground you walk on. Hes close enough to it.

No matter whats going on, my dog always knows how to be the straw that breaks the camel’s back.