brooklyn

first lunatic in my family to be self aware

I wanna go to the fucking beach with my motherfucking Friends

enjoy ur cocktail heavy on the COCK !!!!

having a sisterhood is more important to me than being accepted by a man

9/10 they fucked your man

@NotBubbz Cuz pick mes are common and bad bitches are rare

men will complain about woman wearing revealing clothes & then go online to watch women wearing nothing

so chronically online i can tell when a tweet is stolen from a reel and when a reel is stolen from a tweet

I love loverboys. Top tier. Rest of you should be in the zoo

is bikini bottom a walkable city

I truly love and look forward to having a busy week/weekend 💞💓💘

"We locked 40 people in a room to work 40 hours a week for 40 years."

the most attractive thing a person can do is genuinely be funny as hell. like why r u making me giggle... i want you.

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

“And suddenly someone will come who will dance with you”

I unfollowed someone for saying they hate blueberry muffins do not fck around with me please

another thing I love about being childless is being able to make impulsive decisions without having to consider a tiny human first 😭

The old Apple Jacks commercials with the cinnamon stick and stoned apple

Him : don’t go outside acting a fool Me and my homegirls : 😂

Being a whore with money and a degree>>>> having a baby.