BachFantasy

Whattup my name is Jordan, my greatest hits include getting engaged on the last season of BIP, wearing a gold lame banana hammock, sending stuffed animals to their watery grave, and macking on your girl. #bachelorinpadadise

John Paul Jones is THE surfer bro from your 1998 teen dreams. #bachelorinparadise

Peter was right. Rachel chose a ring and a life of mediocrity over something real. #TheBachelorette

Rachel just taught us a master class in lying to yourself. #BacheloretteFinale

About 45 seconds passed between Neil Lane showing up and Bryan arriving in front of Rachel. Something is not right. #BacheloretteFinale

So help me God if Nick Viall somehow weasels his way into the end of this season. What are you not telling us, Harrison #BacheloretteFinale

MAKE 👏 HER 👏 REGRET 👏 IT 👏 PETER 👏 #BacheloretteFinale

All of us right now. #DontBeMeanToPeter #BacheloretteFinale

Rachel is rewriting history with Peter. If there were red flags, ABC would have devoted a minimum of 90 minutes to it. #BacheloretteFinale

SO SHE PICKED BRYAN AND THAT'S HOW THEY TOLD US. I AM SO HURT. #TheBacheloretteFinale

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?! CHRIS HARRISON YOU TRICKY BITCH #TheBacheloretteFinale

Rachel, girl, we love you, but nothing about what Peter is saying is confusing. #BacheloretteFinale

Every time Bryan and Rachel kiss, our entire watch party groans. #BacheloretteFinale

@Fantasizr @MikeHiscoe @ThePME We do score the Men Tell All episodes! Points are posted.

@maseeh4alum We watch on mountain time! Both of us live in Denver.

Eric you are sweet and pure and are making the right decision with your current facial hair situation and we all want good things for you.

I am so stressed that the final rose will go to Bryan and his cheek implants and I am not ok. #BacheloretteFinale

I wish I could hear Bryan kissing her less. #BacheloretteFinale

I've barely watched Rachel and Bryan's date because it's boring and because I'm busy guarding our cheese plate from my dog. #TheBachelorette

Every year, we're reminded anew that the season finale is boring as hell until the last 20 minutes. #BacheloretteFinale