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@BiffGizmo @NFL_DovKleiman i remember that scene. the leader of The Good Ol Boys gets eaten.

Horrifying: The woman accusing Rams star WR Puka Nacua of BITING HER and saying "F**K ALL THE JEWS" has provided TMZ with evidence. She claims that after dinner, they entered a Sprinter van where Nacua became “touchy-feely” and eventually bit her on the shoulder, breaking skin. The alleged victim has filed for a temporary restraining order. Nacua's attorneys have denied all claims.

@lukewestbooks @williamhalford @androidmorrow @4thOfJuly365 i’m surprised he didn’t get plunked more than he did

@BackenMyday @williamhalford @androidmorrow @4thOfJuly365 It was legal, and still an a-hole move during exhibition. Rose was an a-hole.

I guarantee that kid's dad is an asshole.

@williamhalford @androidmorrow @4thOfJuly365 when Pete did it, it was a legal play.

@androidmorrow @4thOfJuly365 Just leaving this here. This is how the game used to be played. youtu.be/4Fj2B9z4Dbw?si…

@LeadingReport this post is retarded

BREAKING: The ‘r-word’ is seeing a resurgence, per Toronto Star.

@BasedBandita 3.39 yesterday in Houston. But saw a Citgo station today at 2.89 on the SW side

This Chevron gas station in Los Angeles, CA, is selling 87 octane for $8.71/ga. What did you last pay and where for gas?

@VictoriaZeev @C_3C_3 @elonmusk yeah. it does at this point.

@C_3C_3 @elonmusk Using a horrific crime to push a sweeping narrative about an entire political group or race is reckless one incident doesn’t justify fear-mongering or collective blame.

“I'ma kiII whites. I got out 2 days ago.” Democrats keep letting criminals out of jail to hunt white people. Remember the Media tried hiding… “I got that white girl, I got that white girl.” - Decarlos Brown after murdering Iryna Zarutska.

@ClayTravis got to IAH 4 hours early. TSA Precheck. Through security in less than 5 minutes, and it would have been quicker except i was behind a groups of Cambodians who weren’t TSA precheck

Share videos of lines or your airport wait times below in comments. Just flew Panama City Beach to Nashville with zero issues. But curious how many of you are having major travel waits across the country because of TSA issues.

@JustJenRX hello 911? come quick, i just shot and killed some intruders.

Imagine being a mother of 3 and you walk in to your home and 3 squatters just make themselves at home…IN THE HOME YOU PAY FOR!!! Gotta love those DEMOCRAT POLICIES that give SQUATTERS more rights than you ever had!!!

@TheAntiGrift @Coinvo and yet there was no tax on overtime pay. maybe you are a just a dumbass. or maybe you didn’t work overtime or file a tax return.

@Coinvo Lmfao. Sure he does. I don’t believe a damn thing he says anymore. Just like no tax on overtime was a scam.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 President Donald Trump wants to eliminate taxes for anyone who makes less than $150,000 a year.

@BetMGM definitely not basketball players

Think you know who will cut down the nets? Download the app and bet on them to win it all in March!

@DropMemesNotWar @LibertyCappy taxation IS theft 😎

@LibertyCappy Look close

Do it! 😎

@SportsDaysPast Charles caught an airball and dunked it. pure luck because of a terribly attempted buzzer beater.

Greatest buzzer beater in NCAA Tournament history? Laettner. Jenkins. Drew. Charles. Four iconic moments. One choice. 👇 Vote below 👇

@LangmanVince @trailmaster2213 battleaxe

Describe this person in one word!

@TomiLahren @LeaderJohnThune Pelosi always found a way to get the votes she needed. Don’t want to vote with her? Then say goodbye to that sweet committee you used to sit on. Buh bye to your re-election campaign contributions too. Thune is a weak-ass leader

I’m so sick of hearing wimp @LeaderJohnThune blather on about “not having the votes” to pass the SAVE Act. What a copout! You are the Senate MAJORITY LEADER, John! It’s your job to find a path. You’re really gonna tell the 70 million+ Americans who voted for Donald Trump that you can’t even get the most basic, common sense, widely supported voter ID bill across the finish line? You are the leader. Find a way OR step aside and let someone with balls do it for you. This is why Americans loathe Congress. We send these people to DC to go to cocktail parties and fundraisers, and they never do shit for us.

@BasedBandita Nope. WBC

Is anyone watching the Oscars?

@JustJenRX I prefer if they ARE there

As a taxpaying American citizen, I really don’t care if ICE agents are at my polling locations. Anyone else care?

@SpillTheMemes @GigaBasedDad Carnival ship in port

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@Super70sSports @Outkick 32 potential winners here.

Thirty-two “Why not …” poll Championship Friday winners are in the field but only ONE will remain standing. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 2nd Annual Super 70s Sports Spectacular Bracket of Randomness! The action begins tomorrow.

@alt_w_v_g Thankfully, i have yet to see “suggested tip” numbers like that. More commonly, i see 18-20-22, or 18-22-25. Never seen anything close to 30-35-40. Anyway - if im not sitting in a restaurant, its usually a zero

Bought a coffee this morning Black, no milk, no syrup Someone poured liquid into a cup Took eleven seconds Then she flipped the iPad around 30% 35% 40% For a $6 coffee that took eleven seconds to make The line behind me was six deep All watching 30% is the new 0% Everyone knows it Nobody says it I pressed custom Typed $0 The barista looked at me The guy behind me looked at me My wife looked at the ceiling We left Went to lunch after Waiter brought water and bread without being asked Took our order Checked on us twice Refilled drinks Cleared plates I tipped 25% My wife said "you just gave the waiter 25% and the barista nothing" I said "correct" She stared at me I said "one of them did a job. The other one turned an iPad around." She took the check out of my hands After lunch we stopped for frozen yogurt The kids served themselves Picked their own toppings Weighed their own cups I paid by the ounce Then the screen flipped around 35% 40% 45% I looked at my seven-year-old who had just done the entire job I pressed no tip The teenager behind the counter didn't blink She already knew My wife grabbed my arm and walked me out In the car she was quiet Then she said "I can never take you anywhere" I said "just not the places with iPads" She didn't laugh But she didn't disagree Tipping used to mean something Now it's just a screen that guilt-trips you in front of strangers I don't negotiate against myself Not at work Not at a frozen yogurt shop Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

I had caviar blinis and blueberries for breakfast. Yum. Oh, and this is fun…