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@jessfraz Recompiling Apache for that new PHP version

what are things in tech that older devs have dealt with that have since been abstracted away and would send new devs into a coma I’ll start: when you’d test coworkers changes locally because there was no CI or when you hosted your website from your computer

You should buy a hot tub.

That was a two person dingleberry.

Changing my teams name to

Trees are pretty rad.

@invisig0th If you're interested in what is in the Ukranian MRE, check this out: youtube.com/watch?v=ID_eFo…

RU MRE: * Looks good in a photo op * Carried like a lunch box? * Impractical to carry in bulk UA MRE: * Ruggedized packaging * Efficient use of pack space * No frills marking

The "happy meal with a broken handle" vs "rough and ready MRE" packaging seems to be a metaphor...

@b1ack0ut Americans have never let facts or reality get in the way of a good, politically motivated complaint.

*You* get a javelin, and *you* get a javelin. Everybody gets a javaliiiiiin!

@james_s_white wait wait wait... so like, predicting weather with groundhogs is a thing that happens outside of Punxsutawney?

Six more weeks of omfg stahp! npr.org/2022/02/01/107…

@sroberts @james_s_white You monster.

We got asked "Is there anyone who doesn't like OKRs?" in a meeting. I responded. I think it totally went well... 😬

@james_s_white I would have supported you. Fuck OKRs.

@PhilHagen @TimMedin We have a dachshund that we sometimes refer to as a sub-woofer.

"Tim is a serial sub-tweeter"

I think I can attribute a lot my professional success (although possibly not happiness) to disliking ambiguity.

@james_s_white Maybe try t-mobile? I’ve found their service to be truly unlimited. They only deprioritize if the tower you’re connected to is overloaded… which almost never happens.

The last four places I moved my Starlink service address to Just Worked™ I'd hoped it'd just start working everywhere. I got greedy, flew too close to the sun and got this old chestnut: #Icarus

Let it be known: I have crafted a zesty dipping sauce.

@invisig0th So… did you touch it yet?

Must... not... touch...

Emergency maintenance to the printing server.

… and that is how we taught them an important lesson about UTF-8

@invisig0th Lol! Happy birthday :-)

After years of lying to every web site about my birthday... Finally gonna #opsecfail : It has always felt ironic that they chose my birthday for "National Computer Security Day" back in 1988... Especially back in my offense days 😇

@Bacon_Gawd I do what I can! Glad to be appreciated :-D