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@Pearlmania500 free shirt idea

@JosieMarcellino I mean how many American weenies have you encountered that weren’t?

If only one of my tweets makes it to its target destination, let it be this one. Shut the fuck up, Sydney Sweeney.

Disturbed is fuckin gay. And I mean that full 90’s style.

The remaining members of scary kids scaring kids releasing an album that sounds nothing like SKSK is odd, but sure, go off. Including problematic guest vocalists on the other hand, less than rad.

@JosieMarcellino You see when some girls reach orgasm…

@OVTweetmarck This is how we talk in Glen-a-co-uh scotlandddduh

@kirawontmiss Jackie Chan is an outspoken homophobe

“Celebrities with no haters” Mount Rushmore is going viral. Y’all agree??🤔 - Jackie Chan - Keanu Reeves - John Cena - Steve Irwin

@JosieMarcellino It’s so hard watching other people live your dreams

@sbellumu It’s a lot cheaper when you let me build the pedals 😏

building a new pedalboard is fun when u just don’t think about how much money you’re spending

Smoking on that Electric Dogshit

@EffectsHello have a look at tha

You know for a show called Andor, the character names Kleya sure did a lot of the heavy lifting. Elizabeth Dalau is 100% t h a t b i t c h

“What radicalized you?” Media literacy

Then. Now. Forever.

#ChicagoPope: “COUSIN, I NEED MORE COMMUNION ON THE LINE, STAT”

#chicagopope blessed Lake Michigan, now entire body of holy water.

A real #chicagopope would have named himself Pope Jordan XXIII

#chicagopope to rename satanic items on Kuma’s Corner menu, introduces “arms wide open-faced sandwich”, “switchfoot-long”, “lifehouse salad”, and TobyMac’n cheese”

So is #chicagopope south side? River north? Cermak?