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@bears_aware Down the street from me

Forks of the Credit Road, Belfountain Ontario: I wonder why this truck driver didn’t take the warning signs advice.

@thypoc @valdombre Canadian English is a hybrid of the two. Skeptic (🇨🇦/🇺🇲) v Sceptic (🇬🇧) Aluminum (🇨🇦/🇺🇲) v Aluminium(🇬🇧) Tire (🇨🇦/🇺🇲) v Tyre (🇬🇧) -ize suffix (🇨🇦/🇺🇲) v -ise suffix (🇬🇧) But go on, tell us how much of en expert you are

@valdombre There's no such thing called canadian english, it's either American English or British English.

De-Americanise your language.

youtu.be/xZWD2sDRESk?si… Between this PSA and Jaws, its no wonder I was scared of the water as a child.

@PoachersFinish My dad would tell me that if the ball got waterlogged it became a medicine ball

Ball strikers like this in the 60s kill me cuz I know those balls are hard as shit

@ThrillaRilla369 Grass. Tout. Rat.

What do you call a colleague who keeps an eye on everyone in order to go and tell the boss? 🤔

@dustinrhodes Bearcat Wright

@ThrillaRilla369 When Canada got rid of the $1 and $2 bills and made them coins, strip joints printed their own bills that customers bought and the girls cashed in at the end of the night.

Know what a cashless society means? No strippers Is that the America you want?

@ThrillaRilla369 Mortgage usually lasts 25 years, so choosing that is short sighted. Credit cards are a good one, because you could go far above your financial limits with it.

If you can have any ONE bill paid for the rest of your life which bill are you choosing?

@hxpfilms @RTNToronto Can't get much slower.

@RTNToronto Black people need to take over Indians in the Brampton Tim Hortons. Service will be much slower but the food will be made with more love.

This Tim Hortons in Brampton is going viral! 🙌

@PeterSweden7 How very Canadian of them

Norwegian police is now WARNING people to NOT share videos from private security cameras of burglars that have been breaking into homes. People in Norway have been sharing videos in online groups to warn others. But now police is telling people to stop it.

@klara_sjo Charisma -100

From an RPG perspective, what would be the Charisma penalty for being Indian?

@BlueShackComics @Olaszn_ Last time I checked a verical wasn't measured from the ass but a set point. Based on her movement, the feet are the constant

@BadAtCAD @Olaszn_ Her ass was over their heads bro

She’s got the skills to handle just about anyone. Messing with her is a mistake you’ll regret.

So iconic, I have zero idea

@Only_OneRR No idea

Body is so iconic you don't even need the face to recognize her

@chimaobi_saint Maradonna is bang on here

🚨🗣️ Diego Maradona on Cristiano Ronaldo: "Ronaldo thinks all the attention should be on him. When he scores, he celebrates as if he's selling shampoo. Then he does the 'Siuuu' as if to say, 'Look, I'm the best.' He acts like he's the only one who can do it." "I don't like those silly things. Ronaldo needs to be more humble, like Leo Messi."

@YasukeMura @fcbmessiaddict He's not. He asked how many times since 66 have they beat one and then focused only on the Argentina game. They have beaten many "proper teams" since 1966.

@BadAtCAD @fcbmessiaddict We gotta learn to listen. Hes talking about 2026

Zlatan: “And if you go back, England has one World Cup. How many times did England beat a proper team?” They played against a proper team (Argentina) and got eliminated. It tells you everything about their quality of Football.

@muheediva01 Me. Minimum

Be honest. Who brushes their teeth twice a day

@BlueShackComics @Olaszn_ Her feet were never more than 3 feet off the ground though.

@Olaszn_ 1000% horseshit. AI poop Nobody has a 5 foot vertical leap. Nobody

@epicsp0ranIari What's sad is the current generation calling it a fluke touch, but ignore that his body position and movement display it was anything but a fluke

Arsenal taraftarı olmasanız bile bunun tarihin en iyi top kontrollerinden biri olduğunu kabul edersiniz.