Travis Lee

@RealSpikeCohen The world needs this.

1000 replies and I drop a track from my mixtape today.

@masseffect Haven't heard anything about fixing the AMD processor glitch that affected PC players, was that taken into account? Just curious.

"Hard on my flank! We're going in!" #MassEffect Check out the full-screen comparison: x.ea.com/67706

@JeffGrubb Oh man this reminds me, I can't wait to play ME1 without the AMD processor glitch...😅😅😅

Get this. I'm posting a look at it today. It's awesome.

@MrDaltonDomino #FatElvisPeriod minus the heart attack, just don't push too hard on the toilet when the drugs kick in and you'll be fine.

Back on Twitter after years and discovered the comedic and political gold in @MrDaltonDomino feed. Musicians with opinions are refreshing.

@GovGaryJohnson so, according to the Washington Times, you actually won the debate last night...lol m.washingtontimes.com/polls/2016/oct…

.@GovGaryJohnson really needed to be on that stage tonight. That was sickening to watch. We need a sound mind in these debates, stat.

SIGN THE PETITION to demand that the Commission on Presidential Debates let Governor Gary Johnson debate! johnsonweld.com/debate?recruit…

SSHHEEE WASN'T READDYYYY. LMFAO twitter.com/Reince/statuse…

Tony Stark wine....I had to. America. instagram.com/p/BFfuaJvpB6MF…

Alligators are like cheesecakes: Sometimes I want doritos, but turtles prefer bugles.

#MedicalBreakthrough Idea pay me a small fee to walk through the coma ward of a hospital sounding an air horn once daily. Just in case.

Wife gave me a handmade Damascus steel knife. She knows me way too… instagram.com/p/_vCQShpB2CYr…

Because. instagram.com/p/_M9qLXJByQFx…

Diet energy drink, just to mirror the bitter, antsy rage that lives in my soul for no real reason every morning.

Literally the only reason I still have twitter is to find out when @JeremyClarkson's new show starts.

Everywhere. Every time. #rangerup #springfieldarmory #cadencewatch #zippo… instagram.com/p/9M57JxpBzNyn…

.......fuck. instagram.com/p/89ViIaJB40DQ…

First time getting entirely dressed by dad...lol instagram.com/p/80s_mgJB6XQt…

Best Western Hotels just want to watch the world burn.... instagram.com/p/80lboWJB7M3u…