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@SarahInTheRye i’ve determined that i can’t respond to this in any way without it doubling as a brutal self-own so i will cease

Florence -> Peretti Piña Colada -> Strudel

just @25Drews absolutely obliterating the birthday gift game every single year and doing it on theme too what a guy

@jalachan Yeah I’m interested to see if that gets pushed any further in the next one because EVEN WITH how hard they make that Pearl’s bit with them Phoenix and Maya are such a platonically strong duo there is just zero romantic chemistry there

@jalachan ***or romance

@jalachan they would be in love if Phoenix was even slightly interested in sex

@AccTheMoon getting thrown into a job you don’t know how to do with no training and just Trying Your Best, truly the relatable hero we deserve

@sarah_islam25 we live together in an apartment with two doors inside of it, both of which are open, and we’re having a separate conversation out loud right now

@BadDuder I’ve never seen it so this is our chance

Dang I forgot how good The Good Wife is though time for a rewatch/first watch @BadDuder???

@sarah_islam25 if nothing else i gotta know what the fuck is up with the good fight because that show seemed all the way off the rails

@sarah_islam25 Oh hell yeah

@pewteriscuter Anyway happy belated birthday bud

@pewteriscuter *looking at a baby* “that’s a shocking lack of foresight you stupid little jerk”

@jpd041 @ZachOsip let him live his life jeff!!!

@ZachOsip Bruh you can't be sharing 4k lola bunny on the internet without a NSFW tag.

Lola Bunny did the Dwade lob better than Dwade. Change my mind 🗣️

@crasspants I own that comic and it fucking rips thank you for reminding me I gotta get it from my parents’ house

@esthermirirose Wetter than Lost, the show where they’re stranded on a small island in the ocean?? AND everybody is sweaty all the time???

WHAT did they mean by this

@JessMoctes @sarah_islam25 yo i just wanna say very sincerely: fuck you

Cool reply to me sharing my chronic illness experience lol. Funnily enough I was misdiagnosed by MDs, DOs, DNPs, PAs and practically everyone I saw until I saw my rheumatologist but hey whatever fits your narrative

@jalachan I was having a grand old time with 2-4 and this was an UNWELCOME surprise

@loganiburnett @jpd041 You guys seen that Owl movie??? it whips

@BadDuder it was great man. 30 minute kaiju fight to end the movie

@loganiburnett @jpd041 I’m low key thrilled by it I’m secure enough to admit that all zack Snyder has to do for me to think his movies are sick is not be EXTREMELY RACIST lol