Bad Realty Photos

"We always liked the idea that the preparation and the consequences happened in the same room."

All too often, Garden Chairs of Solitude follow the familiar, sad decline into habitual drunkenness.

Use warm colours and soft furnishings to create a homely, comforting ambience.

"I'll come back inside when the air fryer's ready to apologise"

Reasonably sure that's not how a bed bath works.

@renadbajodah This is real.

@BadRealtyPhotos Is this real?

Souffles are notoriously difficult to get right. This one has blown the ceiling off the kitchen and forced the owners to sell their home.

@SarahjevsEvans Would you mind terribly if we used this to make the world a slightly better place?

Estate agent’s photo of my garden 😐

Included in the sale is a basket of spare socks.

Police want to speak to anyone from the 1970s.

Ted called. Asked why you don't work from home anymore.

Rex could see it was a classic fracturing of the space time continuum, but he'd probably still get blamed.

We got round building regulations by inventing a new category: The terraced garden-office cowshed barn garage.

@gumby_mister The rules were formalised in the 1970s but have since been lost. terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/tagged/garden%…

@BadRealtyPhotos So are only plastic chairs considered "chairs of solitude" or is it any empty chair even a nice teak bench?

During the Cold War countless Garden Chairs of Solitude perished attempting to reach the West.

Now I am become death, causer of migraines.

Property is expected to change postcode in the next couple of days.

"Almost done, then I'll show you where I buried the remote"

The British childhood is a rare combination of abject misery and risk of harm.

UK Government considers banning Pass the Parcel after another fatality.