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@KE_MrBlack Peru

Besides Paragraph and Parallelogram, which other Para do you know?😂😂

Amekaa kwa viti za nyuma, angekalia Dembele one. 😭😭

@TeyaKev This Same CAF that's stripping winners of their medals?

According to Sports Principal Secretary Elijah Mwangi, Kenya risks losing its AFCON 2027 co-hosting rights if it fails to pay the Ksh3.9 billion hosting fee by the March 30 deadline set by CAF.

@sammie_boi20 Bee Certified

You just know the honey is original 😂

@baronlordvader James West

Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs. It’s because they are Inca hoots. Thank me later… 🤣🤣

LEMON POUND CAKE... That's the tweet 😂 Also, been reading his handle as Oga Froman #np Licc Em Low Lisa😂

😂😂😂 Not a single #EPL team in the Europa League(s) has complained about @Arsenal and spoiling their style of play. I mean, Forest, Villa and Palace are all through. But if we bring up #UCL Arteta coaches all of them.

@Ademba_47 Panda chuka za maisha tu

Someone who knows what happened in Chuka tuambie.

@thebigjohnnyd 😂😂😂😂 One witness up against the whole department and still won is a bit bat shit crazy

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

@BallProgression Alex??? (rrrrrooooaaaarrr)

Nah that's that lion from Madagascar

@USMiniTru More like it...

🚨BREAKING: Chuck Norris is now providing medical care to all 58 doctors and 79 nurses on site.

It was written... Kepa starts on Sunday, Raya gets to chill with his son. Kepa deserves it. #COYG

@stephenRB4 And from that hill, brother Desmond Doss will get you down...

Saving Private Ryan is the greatest war movie ever made, and I will die on this hill.

@MikeBales I mean, he warned them. The signs were there

My brother texted me saying his grandson got suspended from kindergarten—for fighting. To make it worse, the kid has a disability. I asked, “Wait, what happened??” He said, “I asked him, and he told me: ‘Granddaddy, all the kids were talking about me. And I told them—I don’t care if you’re deaf, keep my name out your hands too!’” I sat there for a full minute. Then I texted back: “So let me get this straight… your grandson, a deaf kindergartener, caught a case for fighting kids who were talking trash… in sign language??” He replied: “Yep. And now he’s suspended and wants a lawyer.” I said, “For what?!” He said, “Defamation of character. He claims they signed lies.”

@davidraya_01 I guess some you just have to let through... Congratulations Raya!

Welcome Raya junior❤️

@ArsenalNews_Hub Pass it on to Saka. Trust your team... Run till you drop. Your sub has you covered. Leave it all out there

🚨 Unconfirmed Reports Unconfirmed reports suggest that Mikel Arteta has organised a special private indoor meeting for the Arsenal F.C. players with British Army officials. The purpose of the meeting is said to be to prepare the squad mentally for Sunday’s final, with Arteta reportedly viewing the occasion as a battle that demands total focus, courage and intensity. Sources claim the manager wants his players to approach the game with a do-or-die mentality, treating the final with the mindset of men going into a war.

@ekitikEraa When the one being bantered fits the racial description, unfortunately 🥲

When did we start mocking the dead???

...Show more So tired of such tweets 🥲

@stephenRB4 Best beer there is!

Do you like the taste of Guinness?