Michael
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A workman found £15,000 worth of cocaine inside a house while installing an electricity meter, police have said bbc.in/3lRpmy0
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Absolutely nobody calls these a bin lid. Nobody.
CBeebies Parenting@CBeebiesHQ
Is it a roll? The BIG bread debate! 🍞🤣
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Would ye be arsed, if you get your house broken into or some rat robs your car, the police turn up the next day. If the showed this much desire for real crime there be less rats about as the would actually be a deterrent about.
West Midlands Police@WMPolice
#WATCH | This is the moment our officers broke up an illegal ‘lock in’ at a football club in #Walsall at the weekend. We'd had reports that drinkers were illegally gathered in the bar behind the shutters, but our attempts to get in were initially met with silence.
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New landlords Christmas special Zero management fees for the first 3 months🎁🎄🎅
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Matt Hancock’s fake crying was weird, but his fake running is weirder🏃♂️
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This cunt couldn’t control his laughter, like a kid getting told of hiding the laughter with tears. I’d jab him in the fucking head the sadistic twat
Good Morning Britain@GMB
Health Secretary Matt Hancock becomes emotional hearing the words of the first man in the world to receive the vaccine, William Shakespeare. He tearily says ‘it makes you so proud to be British’. @piersmorgan| @susannareid100 Watch the full interview👉bit.ly/2MLB661
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@fletcher082 There’s never a time when saying ‘the rich get richer’ as now !
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@Badgerbarrett As long as the hedge funds make more billions on the pound being shorted then gammons like Mark Francois will be okay🙄
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The government has messed up at every step of this pandemic. Now they are going to Brussels to finalise deals over brexit. Our kids lives will be so different to ours when they grow up. Thanks to everyone who voted for the torys and trusted Gove, Johnson and Farage 🤬
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@Badgerbarrett And when this is all over the shameless bastards are gonna live on “we was the first country with a vaccination” !!!
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@BeamishThomas Hahahahaha, pissed two nights on the trott then. Played well didn’t we ?
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@BeamishThomas At the game, you asked last night if you could stand up
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Dear @marksandspencer you’ve officially ruined Xmas, we buy the Poinsettia every year for are parents to welcome the Xmas festival. This year we bought two plants from Speke and they look like Duncan Goodhew. Don’t bother putting your Xmas advert back on till this is sorted out.
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