Joseph Sutton

Still thinking about the intensity with which Adrien Brody said “My name? Brandon”

Find it weird when someone who doesn’t follow me goes through my stories. Don’t have a big following so it always stands out. And every now and then a random from London stuff does it. Some vaguely familiar face in the crowd who I’ve never spoken to and wouldn’t want to. Begone!

Elle Fanning as Effie Trinket in ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING’ In theaters November 20.

That TikTok of Adrien Brody AKA Brandon eating teacakes, Twirl bites and party rings with drunk lasses who haven’t recognised him is good content

Only found out The Boys had started due to an account I don’t follow spoiling a death. What a great era in which to be alive

Pan’s Labyrinth turning 20 is frying my brain. There’ll be a lot of that this year, because 2006 was a good one. Children of Men, The Departed, The Prestige, Miami Vice, even Pirates 2 & Superman Returns. We didn’t get The Fountain until January 2007, so safe from that for now

Updated my phone. So this is why everyone hates Liquid Glass. I understand. I hate that they keep fucking around with the photos app too

@EzWer4 Saw the other tweet but couldn’t reply. Good luck. Hopefully the weirdos won’t put them off & ruin it for everyone. I’m sure these people would be the first to complain if their faves didn’t do stage door at all

@BadmanBegins Have you not seen the video of some “Fan” asking Sadie to marry him ….

Romeo & Juliet stage door sounds chaotic. A friend said a group of people started singing All Too Well & Sadie gave them a look. Sounded embarrassing

Hate it when artists have different stores for the UK & the US. Maybe I’d like a hat that says ‘dance whore’, Addison. Had you considered that? You haven’t seen me dance!

@EzWer4 I have not and don’t think I want to. Why are people being so weird? From what my friend said it would basically be impossible to do stage door the night you actually see the show because of the crowd

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To try & get Stephen Dorff to sign Somewhere, or to try & get Angourie Rice to sign The Beguiled. We have a Sofia Coppola related scheduling conflict with very different locations

Tommy Shelby lying in bed moping after having sex with Rebecca Ferguson. YOU’LL GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME

For some reason every time I read the words ‘Lee Cronin’s The Mummy’ my brain interprets it like someone’s telling me that Lee Cronin is the Mummy

Had to explain mogging to a friend thanks to a tweet saying Madelyn Cline ass mogged Sabrina Carpenter in her own video. It’s tough being the most online one in the friend group

They’ve cancelled the entire festival? Hmm. You have to wonder if maybe getting an obviously mentally ill man who keeps saying nazi shit to headline was a bad business decision. It’s hard to say.

Emerald Fennell is officially in talks to direct a ‘BASIC INSTINCT’ reboot. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/04/emeral…

Rebooting Basic Instinct feels silly & pointless for a few reasons, most notably that the original would still feel provocative & shocking to someone watching it for the first time now. The opening scene alone is something a mainstream film wouldn’t do nowadays

Delivery people used to knock on the door or ring the bell for something too big for the letterbox; now they just silently leave your stuff exposed & vulnerable to the elements or wronguns. It’s a thrilling game but it’s not my preference