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@Model3VINs @boringcompany Gary the snail was driving his Tesla Model S. Everyone who saw him said "wow, look at that S-car-go!" #dadjokes

@Jotterface @sc101_101 @StevenLenton @jamiesmart Indeed! Water we going to do if that happens.

@BadpunsDotCom @sc101_101 @StevenLenton @jamiesmart We can as long as we don't faucet...

Why did someone bury a perfectly nice sink in our garden? What’s happened here.

@Jotterface @sc101_101 @StevenLenton @jamiesmart Just keep plugging along... 😁

@sc101_101 @StevenLenton @jamiesmart @BadpunsDotCom I'm not ready to tap out just yet.

The punniest business names in Britain? This is headline news I can get behind! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-…

@ItsBillN cc @BadpunsDotCom

@AustralianGroan If you did, you'd probably ESC from it and go Home, as it sounds like you can't CTRL yourself very well.

I have an addiction to licking the F1 key on keyboards. I think I need help. at this rate. i may have to ENTER a HOME for ALT personalities

@robertwlk It's great. Everyone knows about it! People are raven about the place!

My Chinese friend says he has opened a crows shop. I said "Don't you mean clothes shop?" He said; "No, come and take a rook "

Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old.

Please knock yourselves out with Star Wars footwear puns.

Did I tell you that one of my friends just began working for a new company that makes car ignitions? It's a start up business! #dadjokes #puns

Why did the Tooth Fairy go to jail? She was guilty of incisor trading. 😂🤣 #WednesdayWit

My wife said that it doesn't look like I'm very good at shaving. Bloody cheek!

I'm trying to sell rain covers for traders' stalls, but the market is already saturated. #BadJokeFriday

What do you get if you boil a funny bone? A laughing stock!!

Oh my, the puns in this bread... uh, I mean thread. 😂 This chain of puns is lasting longer than the chain of cafes. 😆

The adjective for metal is metallic. But not so for iron.. which is ironic.

- “Rod Stewart. Great hair and super rich”. - “Yeah. He’s a mullety-millionaire”. #lunchpun

@Stevie5667 Sounds great. You should also try the book I'm reading about "Being Helpful", written by Linda Hand.

I’ve just finished reading a great book called “ How to swim the the English Channel” written by Francis Near. #mondaymirth

My friend went bald about 4 years ago but he still has a comb. He just can’t part with it. #lunchpun