Lae'zel (Parody)

⚔️𝐆𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫, 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐆𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤⚔️ ⚔️𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭/𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥. 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰⚔️

𝙏𝙘𝙝𝙠 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐬... They do have their...❝𝙖𝙙𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙨❞

"So says the Half-Elf on her knees..."

𝙏𝘾𝙃𝙆 ❝𝘾𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜! This should be considered an honor, you 𝐆𝐄𝐓 to swallow Gith seed.❞

𝙏𝙘𝙝𝙠 Lae'zel dresses 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙡𝙮... But it seems, even doing this...𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞 of her party.

𝙏𝙘𝙝𝙠 Apparently this is 𝐍𝐎𝐓 what Tav meant by ❝𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙢-𝙗𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜❞... Either way, this is what Lae'zel 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙎!

Tchk If Ailduin believes Orcs are rough… Githyanki trade deals are 𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐄𝐑 to secure.

𝙏𝘾𝙃𝙆 ❝Not bad...for a 𝐅𝐚𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐧...now be prepared to see a 𝙏𝙍𝙐𝙀 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙒𝙊𝙍𝘿❞

𝙏𝙘𝙝𝙠 Faerunians have 𝐍𝐎 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍... Mage Hands can be used in 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐗 ways!

@KaiBigglestick I prefer sausage...but if cake is an option, I like cream covered cake.~

Good morning! What would you like for breakfast? Elven sausage or cake?~

𝙏𝙘𝙝𝙠 Of course Lae'zel must 𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 cuddle with the party... On cold nights it is the 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 way to stay sufficiently warm!

𝙏𝙘𝙝𝙠 The ONLY thing Lae'zel can compliment Elf's on is their ability to be... ❝𝙁𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚❞

𝙏𝘾𝙃𝙆 Faerunians have only done 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮... And that is create a comfortable outfit that 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗬 displays Lae'zels figure

𝙏𝘾𝙃𝙆 You would think a 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐃 that is so 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚍 to dealing with 𝚜𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 could handle a... ❝𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙖❞

𝙏𝘾𝙃𝙆 Goblins are cowardly and not strong fighters... Lae'zel has only found 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙐𝙎𝙀 for them!

𝙏𝘾𝙃𝙆 Lae'zel is not completely 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐑 with Faerunian anatomy... Leading to some ❝𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙❞ 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚜

𝙏𝘾𝙃𝙆 Even the 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 Bhaalspawn is not a 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 for a 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑!

𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙗 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙗 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙗 𝙏𝘾𝙃𝙆 Karlach and Lae'zel can not visit bathhouses without eyes glued to their ❝𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙨𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙨❞...their own party some of the 𝙱𝙸𝙶𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃 culprits!

𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐊 ❝I can 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇 your wandering eyes! Can a warrior 𝙉𝙊𝙏 relax in peace, without someones 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 eyes!❞

See a butt. Post a butt!! Copy & Quote This w/ a pic of your Butt!!

𝙏𝙘𝙝𝙠 How does the Faerun saying go? ❝The older the wine, the 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 the taste❞ With the older Half-Elf, in Lae'zels experience she is 𝙌𝙐𝙄𝙏𝙀 ❝𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩❞!