Alexis de Tocqueville

@saltcitysales @Breaking57 "I ... uh ... the ... if ... um ..." Yeah, he didn't study something.

@Baffergoon @Breaking57 He simply tried to defend himself using common law & didn't study enough before he went before the judge. We should make fun of you for not understanding you live under the boot of the Law.of Water. And ask for seconds with a smile

Sovereign citizen is a joke

@KGibson10746 @Breaking57 Crazy is as crazy does.

@Baffergoon @Breaking57 You are easily fooled 🤭

@GinaLodabricks2 @Osinttechnical Air shows are good for recruitment and morale. There is more to an air show than planes in the air. The displays on the ground let the taxpayers see what their taxes are being spent on. And that's good too. Accidents happen.

@Osinttechnical Air shows are so dangerous. Why do they keep having them? They need to end this foolishness.

Footage of the mid air collision between a pair of Navy Super Hornets/Growlers during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base moments ago.

@ImtiazMadmood Do you suppose they are arguing on the way down over whose fault it was?

Footage mid air collision between a pair of aircrafts during an Air Show.All pilots appear to have ejected safely

@JohnSun33348514 @TheBabylonBee Munch munch.

@TheBabylonBee It’s a REALLY good apple I saw a snake and I wasn’t even scared, just try it, omg stop being weird, God’s not even watching, just chill

Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman buff.ly/7lGTEbV

@Johnneh_80 @MarieleRedclaw These are rookie supervillains. They will follow the rules.

@MarieleRedclaw Wait, why are they gated and HOA? Supervillains never follow rules lol

(1/2) Rookie supervillains often struggle to succeed, and most cannot swing a secret, CIA/NSA supported, or unmappable lair or base. Redclaw Dynamics (formerly Redclaw Evil LLC) is building a series of gated supervillain communities to serve the needs of fledgling villains looking for a well defended space in which to plan their next success action. Or lick their wounds- they're rookies, after all. The first draft of the HOA agreement is shown below. Feedback is welcome at out site on the Very Dark Web. ------ Supervillain Homeowners Association (SVA) – Official Covenants, Conditions & Restrictions Preamble 
Welcome to (COMMUNITY NAME), a premier gated community for the discerning evildoer. Our goal is to foster an atmosphere of malevolent excellence while preserving property values and preventing interference from superheroic wankers. All residents must be certified Level 2 villains or lower by the Evil Legion of Evil. Heroes, anti-heroes, and anyone wearing Temu grade capes are strictly prohibited. Article 1: Architectural Standards 
All lairs, fortresses, and secret underground bases must maintain a cohesive “Gothic-Tactical” aesthetic. Approved color palettes: Obsidian Black, Blood Crimson, Toxic Neon Green, and Void Purple. Doomsday devices visible from the street require decorative screening (laser-grid topiary or holographic skulls accepted). Solar panels are forbidden unless they double as death-ray collectors. Treehouses are permitted only if they include functional laser turrets and a self-destruct mechanism. Article 2: Noise & Nuisance Regulations 
Evil laughter is encouraged between 8 PM and 2 AM. Volume must not exceed 85 decibels at the property line as measured by the HOA’s official “Maniacal Cackle-o-Meter.” Continuous monologuing, lightning machine tests, and henchmen marching drills are limited to weekdays. Weekend villainous rants require 24-hour advance notice to neighbors. No fireworks unless they spell out your villain name in the sky or serve as a legitimate diversion for a heist. Article 3: Pet & Minion Policies 
Mutant henchmen count as “pets” and must be leashed or cloaked when outside the lair. Giant radioactive spiders, cybernetic sharks, and cloned velociraptors are allowed but must be registered with the HOA board and microchipped. Failure to clean up toxic waste droppings will result in a $500 fine plus mandatory hazmat community service. Service drones and mind-controlled civilians do not require poop bags. Article 4: Parking & Vehicle Guidelines 
Evil vehicles (hover-tanks, doom-buggies, invisible jets) must park in designated villain bays. No blocking the Bat-Signal-view from any window. Flying bases count as “RVs” and must maintain 200-foot altitude when moored. Teleportation pads are encouraged but must include safety railings and “Do Not Enter: Molecular Disassembly Area” signage. Article 5: Landscaping & Exterior Maintenance 
Lawns must be either perfectly manicured black grass or tasteful lava rock. Rose bushes are banned unless genetically modified to shoot poison darts. Invisible force fields must be clearly marked with reflective skulls during daylight. Holiday decorations are restricted to Halloween, Doomsday, and the anniversary of your greatest triumph. Inflatable Santas or anything in hero costumes will be impounded and publicly disintegrated. Article 6: Guest & Intruder Policy 
All visitors must sign the “Waiver of Imminent Demise” at the gate. Sidekicks and love interests require pre-approval. Any hero found on premises must be detained in the community dungeon (located behind the clubhouse) for a minimum of 72 hours before interrogation or dramatic escape. Repeated hero breaches may lead to a special assessment for new laser perimeter upgrades.

@mybxpress Social media has some really stupid $hit.

The waffle iron changed the hair!

@MarieleRedclaw A pair of boobies. And it looks like they are doing their mating dance.

Birbs!

@ReddCinema I'm calling @mariele

1 hour to eat this for $100k.. who are u calling for help??

@MarieleRedclaw @BorisBartlog @LeahDiscovers Use enough gasoline and pitch and tar and stuff, and what are they going to do? It will be too late by the time the police boats arrive. The middle of Lake Tahoe might be a nice spot. A spectacle for everyone!

@BorisBartlog @LeahDiscovers I feel like you could pull off a small Viking boat in an isolated area

I mean I can't completely talk seeing what's in my will The contents of my will concerning my remains, illustrated and colorized:

@BuffaloBlueBear @dpakman @DLoesch He can fuck off back to Argentina whether he's happy or not.

@dpakman That’s a lie much like how you lied about a segment you said @DLoesch stole from you until it was proven she’s done it way before you even had a show Btw if you’re not happy you can always fuck off back to Argentina

The guy who called servicemembers suckers and losers, btw

@JoeKidd74965186 @LimnoGeek1 @dpakman @davidpakmanshow Or Paolo?

@LimnoGeek1 @dpakman @davidpakmanshow What branch did Clinton, Obama and Biden serve in? Or Pelosi. Or Schumer? or AOC? Or Omar?

@Bruh888888888 @dpakman And Pakman checks both boxes, plus a few more.

@dpakman No one believes that except suckers and losers, btw

@TheRealGoblinK2 @dpakman It's not just looks. He actually IS a soy bitch.

@dpakman A piece of shit still spreading debunked lies, by the way. Also, actually type shit out. You look like a soy bitch.

@yzrider53 @dpakman A little whiny pussy FASCIST loser. FIFY.

@dpakman He never said that, but he did call you a little whiny pussy loser.

@Gardyloo_Alert @mattvanswol @TheFrankinn @JenniferSey This, my friends, is the face of fascism.

It starts with people like this POS David Parkman. Just listen to how he speaks about how they have to decide what to do with people after Trump’s term. They actually think they get to choose others people lives. This is who they are and why they act like they do. Impossible to coexist with them.

It’s now “right wing” to be willing to talk to people who hold different political beliefs. Much of the left just cuts anyone out of their lives who questions any one tenet of the Democratic Party’s platform.

@MarieleRedclaw @mattvanswol @Lacedaemonia17 @JenniferSey My real pseudonym is Alexis de Tocqueville.

@mattvanswol @Lacedaemonia17 @JenniferSey and people still ask me why I don't use my real name

@MarieleRedclaw @mattvanswol @Lacedaemonia17 @JenniferSey You mean ... you mean your name ISN'T Marielle Redclaw?! I am crushed.

@pageman @EchoesofWarYT I will not hide my ignorance by deleting my post. I assumed that was an error. King Charles III was in fact King of Spain around that time. Interestingly, it appears he was also Charles I, Charles V, and Charles VII ... of different places. Or something like that — confusing!

@pageman @EchoesofWarYT "King Charles III"? Seriously?

245 years ago today, a 35-year-old Spanish nobleman fired a single artillery shell that redrew the map of North America, broke British power in the Gulf of Mexico, and arguably saved the American Revolution. His name was Bernardo de Gálvez. He's not in your textbook. He should be. When Spain entered the war against Britain in June 1779, the American cause was bleeding out. Washington's army was unpaid and shrinking. The Continental dollar was worth pennies. The British had taken Savannah and were preparing to take Charleston. France was helping, but France alone couldn't bankrupt the British Empire. Spain could. And in New Orleans sat the man who would prove it. Bernardo de Gálvez y Madrid was 33 years old, the governor of Spanish Louisiana, a battle-scarred career officer who had been wounded fighting Apaches in northern Mexico and Algerians in North Africa. The day he learned Spain had declared war, he didn't wait for orders from Madrid. He raised an army of Spanish regulars, Louisiana Creoles, free Black militia from New Orleans, Acadian refugees, German settlers, and Choctaw scouts, and he went on the attack. In three months he took Manchac, Baton Rouge, and Natchez. The next year he took Mobile. The British presence on the Gulf shrank to one last fortress. Pensacola, the capital of British West Florida, defended by Major General John Campbell with 1,500 redcoats, the 3rd Waldeck Regiment of German mercenaries, loyalist battalions from Maryland and Pennsylvania, and a powerful alliance of Creek and Choctaw warriors led by the brilliant mixed-race chief Alexander McGillivray. Gálvez arrived off Pensacola in March 1781 with 7,000 men and a fleet. The Spanish naval commander, Admiral Calbo de Irazábal, refused to enter Pensacola Bay. The entrance was narrow, raked by British guns at Fort Barrancas Coloradas, and treacherous with sandbars. So Gálvez did something insane. He boarded his own little brig, the Galveztown, hoisted his personal pennant, and sailed her into the bay alone, in full view of the British batteries, daring the Royal Navy to sink him. The British fired and missed. The Spanish fleet, shamed, followed him in. For this he was awarded the right to put the words "Yo Solo," meaning "I alone," on his coat of arms by the King of Spain. The siege ground on for two months. Gálvez was shot in the abdomen and the finger directing artillery and refused to leave the field. The British defenses at the Queen's Redoubt, also called the Crescent, held against everything thrown at them. And then, on the morning of May 8, 1781, a Spanish howitzer crew lofted a shell over the parapet. It dropped, by pure luck or perfect skill, directly into the open powder magazine. The explosion killed roughly 100 defenders in a single instant. Waldeck grenadiers, British regulars, loyalists, all gone. The blast tore the redoubt's wall open like paper. Spanish grenadiers and Louisiana militia poured through the breach within minutes and turned the captured British guns on the inner works. Campbell knew it was over. The next morning, May 9, white flags went up. By May 10 the entire province of West Florida belonged to Spain. Over 1,100 British troops marched out as prisoners of war. The strategic consequences were catastrophic for Britain. The Gulf Coast was lost. The Mississippi was a Spanish river from source to sea. Britain could no longer reinforce its southern armies by sea from the Caribbean, and the Royal Navy's Caribbean squadron had to be redeployed. Five months later, Cornwallis surrendered at Yorktown, in a siege funded in part by 500,000 silver pesos that Gálvez and the people of Havana raised in a matter of days to pay French Admiral de Grasse's fleet to come north. Without that money, no French fleet. Without the French fleet, no Yorktown. Without Yorktown, no independence on those terms. Gálvez was made Count of Gálvez and Viscount of Galveztown. The bay he charted in Texas still bears his name, Galveston. His portrait hangs in the United States Capitol by act of Congress. In 2014, he was made an honorary citizen of the United States, an honor given to only eight people in American history, including Lafayette, Churchill, and Mother Teresa. He died of yellow fever in Mexico City at 40 years old, three years after the war ended. Most Americans have never heard his name.