sam bahnick

“Penn State fires James Franklin” fork found in kitchen

@maddimiller01 Sorry

sick to my stomach knowing some of y’all are out there dating men

@maddimiller01 This YEAR???

some1 said they gave up weed and then was able to read a book & i fear this one’s a skill issue bc i’ve just finished my 32nd this year

@bobbylikesbeers @swagbaddie11

ridiculous levels of sauce in this picture

“You’re overdressed” For what? For my one wild & precious life? I think not.

Thought I was doing really well socially at a party then someone called me a “little gay dude”

@swagbaddie11 Are you kidding me

@BahnickSam sam bahnick stuns in new pic

It’s Monday again

@swagbaddie11 Where have you been

i want to be ella emhoff when i grow up

This is how I look when customers walk in 3 hours before we close

Can I come over and sneeze really loud multiple times in a row?

Im not demure i have an anxiety disorder

Going to the doctor today wish me luck

@Lily_PolisStan I saw this and immediately started crying

Posting weirdly-sized animals until I get tired Behold, the Giant African Snail 8 inches long, weighing 11 ounces, and with a lifespan of around 5 years Invasive to everywhere besides East Africa Illegal to buy, own, and release in the US Carries a meningitis-causing nematode

@swagbaddie11 Well I had two hot dogs so I say I fourth of July’d harder than you