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i got addicted to horny shitposting on bluesky before it shat the bed. i apologize for my future actions on this site. i will not be seeking therapy for this addiction.

@intotheairwaves i’m so excited to see you!!! it’s been too long! and if there’s a build-a-bear around, we will *have* to make sure you get one of these (and i want one too so…)

@Bahstenn I need to txt you and the gang about plans for when I am in wv next week

SOMEONE GO TO THE NEAREST BUILDABEAR WITH ME ASAP

@intotheairwaves bwahahahaha

@Bahstenn You popping up on this app is a jump scare every time

@intotheairwaves i’ll do what i want! *cackles and runs back to bsky*

@Bahstenn You can’t just pop back into this horrible place after four months away and attack me like this 😂

On Friday I drove 90 minutes and then flew to North Carolina to see three short white men perform live. Today I also drove 90 minutes and I am now on a plane to Arizona to see one short white man and three very tall white men perform live. Totally normal behavior.

Don’t forget to leave out blank picket signs and sharpies this Labor Day Eve or Mother Jones won’t come and bless your upcoming strikes and contract negotiations

30 mins apart

@BennieDotGay but isn’t it beautiful? /s

SAG's decisions are in part strategic. Small streamers like us continuing to work while the major streamers cannot gives us a competitive advantage and puts more pressure on them to make a deal. 😎

@space_they i’ve been known to partake occasionally

@TsGwenNova yes. and i don’t know whether i’m happy or angry about it

Anybody else horny all the time?

@shaun_vids i didn’t even have to change mine and it was at the top option.

doesn’t matter where we go, the doll bar will live on!

just a heads up, twitter changed the DM settings for everyone to be that only checkies can DM you. if you want to receive DMs from anyone not dumb enough to fall for elon's scam, go into your settings and change it from the second option to the third option.

@BenjaminCarollo i have more irl friends on here. i mostly engaged with politics and general humor. but i don’t know if i can turn the horny shitposter off. shall we take the plunge together?

i really didn’t wanna fucking come back here

@BenjaminCarollo welp. guess we’re back to twitter🙃

@oncloud_e this is how i met my wife. she went around saying “whores! whores! my kingdom for some whores.” it was me. i was “some whores”

medieval rizz