Bailey Messbarger

@christinaskata I FIGURED OUT MY LOGIN

Take your time I know this is a hard decision to make😩

A knitted sweatshirt with a big ass red lobster on the front… find me one pls

@christinaskata @EverythingOOC I think @YogaWithBird has the same idea😶

??????

Genius. @Apple

i mean they could’ve just spent like $40 and gone to branson instead…

3 weeks too long

No way in hell I’m gonna be in my 30s when my youngest brother graduates high school. Goddamn mom😭

Do all men come to bed with their phone volume on level 100? Or is mine just broken.

Me: You have your boaters license? Christina: “No, hopefully Mrs. Puff will give it to me next year”

"A salary is the drug they give you to forget your dreams."

@christinaskata Clit for sure

@_emerson_lear If you have thick ass hair it’ll be the best decision you’ve made in a minute but it will take so long to start growing back

should i chop my hair off for summer?

You know that feeling when you put your contacts in after wearing glasses for days and your vision seems disoriented asf for about half an hour? I need to know that’s not just me

Famous words from Abigail DeBaun “Public humiliation is good for the soul you got this Bailey”✊🏼

A vehicle just plowed into the Panera restaurant near @MissouriState

I hear prom and graduation are coming up for some of you🫢 if you are looking for someone to do photos I am here…

To the lady at the post office who gave me an extra copy of my passport pic, you didn’t think that through well😏

Gotta love the boss

@christinaskata It’s okay, the 2 guys I’m doing a group project with right now have to be over the age of 50