Chas Bain

@AdrianEdmondson Gordon gone underground which to be honest is not unusual for him at this time of year…. Gary Lineker on the other hand……

@campbellclaret Chucking peanuts from the cheap seats as usual Al.

If the BBC do not have cameras outside their chairman’s house in the morning, and whichever multi million pad Johnson is currently freeloading, then their reputation as serious news gatherers is further seriously damaged. Zahawi and Sharp should be gone by the morning. 1/2

@TimesRadio @CharlieGowans What utter twaddle Charlie!

“I think [Joanna Lumley] underestimates how different another woman’s experience might be to her own.” It’s “mindboggling” that Joanna Lumley thinks it’s now fashionable for women to play the victim to harassment, journalist @CharlieGowans tells #TimesRadio.

@JohnCleese I know WTF? Must of been one of a Vlads cronies

Yesterday the English cricket team won one of their greatest ever victories against the mighty India. They played superbly... I could find no mention of this on the BBC news site this morning. Is that because I'm in New York, or is it just social engineering ?

@DjokerNole @AustralianOpen Just get the jab like a grown up and stop being such a selfish spoilt little child. Really your attitude to this is not one that a GOAT seeking player would have. NO JAB, NO PLAY. It’s not that hard to work this one out Nole

I’m pleased and grateful that the Judge overturned my visa cancellation. Despite all that has happened,I want to stay and try to compete @AustralianOpen I remain focused on that. I flew here to play at one of the most important events we have in front of the amazing fans. 👇

@BBCLauraKT Turns out Laura that all YOU seem to do is whinge and whine and dish out negative criticism .Really really do give it a rest darling you’ll be much happier.

BREAKING: Turns out Rishi Sunak didn't bugger off to California for a holiday after all. Well, he did stay at his holiday home, but you'll be reassured to know that while he was there, he was negotiating the takeover of the NHS by the worst health service in the developed world x

@BBCLauraKT Give it a rest Laura

BREAKING: The prime minister who gets free gourmet takeaways, free holidays to Mustique and free flat refurbishments is against the idea of ordinary people getting "free stuff" because that would be socialism x

@TheLastKingdom @MarkRowley90 @BeckJeppe Really?!!!

The battle continues... Danes vs Saxons picture by @MarkRowley90 #behindthescenes #thelastkingdom #Haesten #Finan #Season3

As the Dop on this show all o can say is "watch it if you dare because it is quite simply true and OUT OF ORDER!"#the secret

@BelTel as the Dop on this drama all I have to say is "this is out of order!"

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Rightly or wrongly today is the day that the Labour Party destroyed itself. Thank you JC.

@runetemte that's very kind R. Just off to grade ep 7and 8 now. C

@BBCSport Tim henman needs to go back to tie school. What a shocker!

@BBCSport @BBCBreaking

Just saw the Soyuz launch from station. Great view. In 6 hours we will have new crew members.

@FrancisFrame how the hell are you ? Chas

@Pandacalling have no idea what in doing!!xx