Ridvan Nistlerooy

A short story:

Does anyone have ray ban meta glasses, and are they worth having?

Never wanted a bet to lose in all my life. 94th minute bet on those cunts, because they were never going to be allowed to lose.

Has that prick Starmer gone yet?

@BritIndianVoice Definitely changed the way it smells

Britain's national dish is Chicken Tikka Masala. Not fish and chips. Not a Sunday roast. Not a cream tea. Chicken. Tikka. Masala. A dish invented by British Indians. In a restaurant in Glasgow. Because a customer complained the curry was too dry. And now it outsells every other dish in Britain. We didn't just feed Britain. We changed the way Britain tastes. The way Britain smells. The way Britain eats. You're welcome. 🌶️🇬🇧🇮🇳 #BritishIndians

@mabetalk @lykan_hypers “Jobs” 🤣

@lykan_hypers los hombres son bien enfermitos, en los comentarios muchos de ellos están felices porque las mujeres se quedaran sin trabajo pero wey no te das cuenta que te vas a pajear viendo otro hombre XD me da risa y a la vez un cringe total

Este loco se creó una novia virtual llamada Maya y le abrió un OnlyFans. En el primer mes se ganó 43.000 dólares. Ya tiene 1247 suscriptores de pago y el fan que más gastó en un mes le dio 2000 dólares.

Celtic fans in a nutshell 😂😂😂 this is why they are called simpletons

Another club proudly paying homage to their back room staff. Belter 👏

I say boycott them! Do not use them they took money for the sake of greed over children and women being raped! Now we show them that we will not put more money in their pockets! Go elsewhere to hotels that stood firm! Give them your money instead! Who agrees?

@coopers_left @goin_4_56 @KyogoCartel

@KyogoCartel You ever wonder why Celtic fans don’t have tats of their kit men ?

Hands down Strangest Support in Football not even close 😂

@Keir_Starmer Don’t you fucking dare mention their names. You are disgusting and have ZERO shame.

The brutal, senseless murders of Bebe, Elsie and Alice marked one of the darkest moments in our country’s history. The report today is truly harrowing and profoundly disturbing. It sets out systematic failures that led to this terrible event. I’ve been overwhelmed by the bravery and determination of their families and while nothing will ever bring these three little girls back, I’m determined to make the fundamental changes needed to keep the public safe. I will do everything I can to honour the memory of Bebe, Elsie, and Alice.

@Kelvd1873 @KeskinensBigToe @NS_1872 Oblivious to every ira and anti UK chant at a Tarriers game, but cranks the volume up for penny arcade to hear any semblance of hurty words. Different breed man

@BaldyBanger @KeskinensBigToe @NS_1872 Crying wolf as per

Sectarian chanting clear as day on sky sports - nothing said Someone says the word “fuck” on sky sports - “sorry about any bad language you may hear” What a pisstake

@Bricky67_ @_carson_72 That’s a decent shout for a 2-up bet. The odds were honking on it though. Was surprised to see 365 price rangers as high as 1.85 (17/20).

@_carson_72 Sunday 12 o’clock with either celtic or rangers this season the opposing team have always gone either 1 or 2-0 up so it was a banker really Sunderland and man city for the big scoop tho 👀

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@KeskinensBigToe @NS_1872 I don’t think anyone wants to desperately hear naughty songs at a football match more than you moonhowing cunts. Honestly pal, grow up.

@NS_1872 No, I’m not your slave, if you want to hear it so desperately you can do it yourself when you’re back in your mums basement 👍

@eurofounder Can’t believe I nearly bit 😂

My son got stabbed on a German subway yesterday Apparently an Afghan man got angry at him for not speaking Arabic He is in the hospital right now, and I have to say the experience has been absolutely wonderful He was seen by a doctor within 40 minutes of arriving The doctors were professional and helped my son right away No one asked for a credit card or insurance details His life was saved completely free of charge In America this would have cost $250,000 and he would be in debt for the rest of his life "Aren't you worried he got stabbed at all?" my wife was crying "Baby, crime exists everywhere but free healthcare does not" I told her My son is recovering well and should be back at his feet within couple months It feels so fantastic to be protected by the EU

Why do we turn into top tier shitebags after every international break? It’s like the team forgets how to play football. Every bastardising time.

@Ginger_Tucci This is quite a radical thought, but have you tried not being a snobbish arsehole about people who are simply enjoying their holiday exactly how they want? Is your life that shallow and empty that other people’s comfy attire and culinary choices affect your day? Grow up pal.

There’s no bigger ick than seeing a grown adult on holiday sporting a full football strip and having a full English breakfast. Gross. Eww. Can you just…. Not? Like why are you in another country without enjoying that countries culture and dressed like a 10 year old?

@Geeb1872 @RupertLowe10 @FemaleScotlandV Never had a political party resonate with me like restore have. All the apathetic people who have never taken an interest in politics (for one reason or another) now have a party that represents them and their views. The establishment are shiting themselves.

@RupertLowe10 @FemaleScotlandV I’ve joined a political party for the first time in my life. For patriots 🇬🇧

HUGE support for Rupert Lowe from within the Rangers community. HUGE.

@FemaleScotlandV Patriots.

@See_Jay05 @AlexF656561 @ExtremeFootbal4 World Cup 94 / euro 96 had some bangers.

@AlexF656561 @ExtremeFootbal4 The 90’s were full of goalkeeper shirts like that, kit designers went full on crazy when it came to their kits. And not just in the Premier League, all through the leagues

Only true football fans will remember this baller.🙌🇷🇺

@leighjamieson1 @MoonmanMUFC @ZackPolanski @sallonsax Yes.

@MoonmanMUFC @ZackPolanski @sallonsax Even if that is a fact that still leaves 130 deaths. Let's say only a quarter of the 180 deaths are due to actual racing, that's 45 deaths. I ask again what would be said if 45 jockeys died each year. Would it be ok because they are paid well and have a good life?

Every day I'm setting out my plan to end rip-off Britain and take back our power and wealth from those who have stolen it. Here's today's Sun front page. The Murdoch empire is terrified.