Lisa Bales

The Oklahoma City Screw Job

@patsajak I switched my husbands chapstick with super glue. He hasn’t spoken to me since.

@patsajak My dad was a conjoined twin separated at birth. I have an uncle once removed.

@patsajak I drove by Legoland yesterday. People were lined up for blocks.

@patsajak I once read a book about glue. I couldn’t put it down.

@patsajak Where do you take someone who’s been in a peek-a-boo accident? The ICU

@patsajak Two guys stole a calendar. They each got 6 months.

@patsajak I asked the doctor if I could put my own stitches in. She said “suture self”.

If we die, we die! It’s never dull when @_willcompton show up! Let’s go!!! #GBB

🚨Roll Call Husker Fans…Where are you watching the game from today?! #GBR🚨

Omg we might blow the cover

Love to see @_willcompton back to fire up this crowd again! ❤️🔥#GBR

@HailVarsity @DeshonSingleton 🫡 on it! #GBR

“I’m challenging the fans now.” 🗣️ It’s finally game day in Lincoln and @DeshonSingleton has a challenge for Husker Nation this season.

@clownworld Tif 🤷‍♀️

@realtoriabrooke I’m betting they were VIPs to their loved ones.

@kevinsjuts The Star Spangled Banner

Family debate from the weekend… What’s the most universally well-known song of all-time? Like, when it plays everyone recognizes the song & most know the lyrics (at least the start or the chorus).

@twell_andrew @NCAAVolleyball @HailVarsity We’ll still cheer for the red team on Sunday. Damn.

@twell_andrew @NCAAVolleyball @HailVarsity A great combo. I’d love an all red championship!

2️⃣1️⃣7️⃣2️⃣6️⃣ a National Semifinals attendance record! 🥳 #NCAAWVB

I love this optimism. 😆 #GBR