Ball Court FC

Breaking news 🚨 Ball Court FC players Wesley Dye and Jay Coyle have been arrested after allegedly drunk driving. It has been said that a family of five has been hit, with the 2 children dead on impact. Contracts will soon be terminated. More to come.

Full-time! Colchester 0-9 Ball Court FC Wow! What a performance, balls!

88' 9-0! Dexter Johnson scores!

73' 8-0! Ewan John scores his first for the club from a corner!

55' 7-0!! Damien Lambert now has a brace too!

Half-time! 6-0, wow! What a half, balls!!

42' 6-0!! @ratsrug_ gets on the scoresheet! Wow, balls!

39' 5-0! A brace for Roman Evans!

32' 4-0!! @Sleezee96 scores his first goal of the season! Come on!!

19' 3-0!! Harry Stokes puts us into cruise control!

13' 2-0!! Damien Lambert scores in yet another game!!

11' 1-0!! Roman Evans scores to put us in front!

Here's your XI to take on Colchester! Phillips (GK) Monks Johnson (C) John Dye Brown Burton Lambert Gurr Evans Stokes Subs: Melling, Coyle, Trussell, Pelling, Gillard

It's Matchday! 🍕 Colchester Vs Ball Court FC 📌JobServe Community Stadium 🕐20:00 BST 🗒️Papa John's Trophy 🍕 Come on you balls!

Full-time! 5-3, interesting.

90+4' 5-3.

79' 5-2.

74' 5-1.

62' 5-0!! Damien Lambert scores a belter to put us FIVE goals in front!!! Get in!

59' 4-0!! Lucas Trussell fires in our fourth!!!