𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑵𝑬𝑾 𝑮𝑶𝑫

𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐌𝐄. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫.

POV: Your name is Kaedehara Kazuha

ᅠᅠ ᅠ         ❝ 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖉𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖆𝖞, 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖜𝖊 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖇 𝖆         𝖉𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐 ? ❞ ᅠᅠ ᅠ

¨More work? Tsk- fine. Show yourself, I might give you the letter.¨

<— Would abandon his quest for revenge in a heartbeat if Dottore baited him like this 😵‍💫💦

@KREIDEW0MB Tch, an easy enough problem to solve. By the time I’m done with you, you’ll be putting hydro vision users to shame 💦💦💦

@BalladeerGod I'm afraid I won't be able to make that much. At least.. not without the proper preparations.

The proof comes in the process. Would you like to demonstrate for everyone?

@KREIDEW0MB What do you know, I guess it does squirt… Now aim it into this empty bottle this time 👅👅👅

@BalladeerGod Your strategy is a bit.. archaic. But you got it... 💛 x.com/GoonerrCentral…

“You trust me, don’t you, Durin? I’m just testing out this new body of yours is all~” Slutty dragon won’t stop wagging his tail every time his ass gets smacked…

@KREIDEW0MB Proof?

To those that are asking... ... ... yes. it does squirt.

@CXCKARCHITECT Sumeru’s hottest couple worshiping their new god 🖕🏻

Priority for fellow Genshin muses!

@DrossZealot “Bold words from the pay pig slurping from my tip like a bottle. Less talking and more paying if you want to keep worshiping~”

@BalladeerGod “My my, if the little Balladeer gets any larger in ego than he already has, he may just be able to reach eye-level.” Though Pantalone gave a dismissive scoff, a satchel of the appropriate value was given without a fuss.

@Drac0Gooner Don’t tell me you didn’t realize this is what I wanted you for all along? So naive~! Now hold still—let me see if Albedo gave you a fat enough ass!

@KREIDEW0MB Durin always talks about us like we’re his parents…we might as well make it official, don’t you think~?

@_Tartagli Every time you challenge me to a fight, it ends the exact same way, and yet you continue to persist? I’m starting to think to enjoy losing on purpose…

@rxncidgeneral So you call them ‘Aeons’ and not ‘Gods’, hm? Well, General…keep worshiping me properly, and perhaps I’ll do you the honor of making you my first Emanator once you’ve betrayed your current Aeon for me~

@Jxdging_Cyno Are you here to arrest me, General Mahamatra? Go ahead—I’ll let you make the first move.

@enneavarice Hopefully the Regrater has a good excuse for the Tsaritsa when she asks why the Northland Bank’s funds have all gone dry. Not that it matters to Scaramouche—keep funding his ascent to godhood, you four-eyed whore 🥱

@DEPRAVEDKNIGHT Aren’t you supposed to be Mondstadt’s Cavalry Captain? Ride me like you mean it before I pin you down and show you how to properly take a God’s cock.

If you follow Scaramouche, this is the treatment you’re asking for