Ballard Mallards

Blew our social media budget for the next decade on today’s wordle 🦆

The Mallards will be drawing one random follower to receive the contents of our team’s Venmo account balances!

I wish the Mallards could play more so that we could be more undefeated 😣

I heard the Mallards are going all the way this year 👀

@Airaxora We are the Mallards and we represent Ballard

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Today the Mallards defeated the Dirtbags 13-11. Our record is now 5-0. Spenser G is the player of the game!

Fun fact: Dave was the rat in the nutcracker ballet #mallardfacts

Little Mallard Trivia for ya: Coach Kelley, Christina Aguilera, and Mariners standout, Cole Young all went to the same high school. #breedingtalent

BAN THE WAVE

New ducks on the pond

It is time.

The Sacramento Kings must do everything in their power to acquire Desmond Bane this offseason.

@Mariners Let’s all take a deep breath. It’s still very early.

Off to Arlington for a three-game set against the Rangers ✈️

@hawkmania4 Tough start to 2026 for CMC. He’s watched Darnold get 2 rings now

Congrats to #Seahawks Sam Darnold and Katie Hoofnagle on their marriage on April 3rd, 2026. PEOPLE magazine says that some of the guest who were on the list were: #49ers Christian McCarffery, wife and Christian Kirk. Teammate Cooper Kupp, wife. #Bills Josh Allen, wife. Hoofnagle wrote on her IG story: "I have a husband now" I'll share the pictures once they are uploaded probably sometime in the future.

Emerson hancock for no reason at all

Buck O’Neil rocks and he should have gotten into the hall of fame a long time ago. I really like this video of him talking about the greatest sound in sports - somebody whacking the piss out of a baseball

There are no off days for @Kate_Linville.

Cal Raleigh: flop?

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Umpire missed it. So on brand