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@3ND05K3L3T0N @TheMar10n3tt3 And before anyone asks, yes, I DID pull a random stock photo from the internet. Unfortunately, I may have made a…. *slight* miscalculation on how much money I actually had for McDonald’s. So now I’m broke, too.

@3ND05K3L3T0N @TheMar10n3tt3 Endo. I don’t think you quite comprehend the utter DESTRUCTIONNN that you have brought from this decision. I just lost my little girl, Anna, in the tar pit and I have NO CLUE where she is now. Don’t tell the others this, but she was my FAVORITE of my 3.19 x 10^29 children too.

> [DUE_TO_POPULAR_DEMAND_OF_NOBODY.] > [IVE_CLEANED_OUT_THE_MYSTERY_MIX_AND_REINTRODUCED_THE_TAR_PIT.] > [YOURE_WELCOME_EVERYBODY!]

@n_murder_man Of course!

@BalletDancer901 GR4B M3 0N3 0F TH0S3 TR1PL3 CH0C0L4T3 C00K13S. TH3YR3 R34LLY G00D

Currently in the drive thru at McDonald’s (the little ones and I are having our cheat day) and I have a few extra coins to spare. Anything you all would like?

@JerryFunkmister That sounds like an EXCCEELLENTLY healthy meal! Just like my daughter Anna, who is getting 4 Big Macs, 3 large fries, 90 nuggets, a gallon of Coca Cola, and a single leaf (I’m so proud of her for staying healthy!)

@BalletDancer901 I want large fries, 20 piece and one large Fanta. Oh and a salad, I wanna watch my figure. *Jerry says, as if he isn’t a fat chud already.*

@FIFTHBEARISNEAR Of couuurse! Though um, you mayyyy want to put that knife down when we pull over to the drive thru counter…. I already got pulled over yesterday for driving without a license, don’t want to get pulled over yet again!

@BalletDancer901 BURG

@TipsofFrickbear Um, sure! I only have one question though…. How…. How does a loading screen tip… eat? Though I guess it doesn’t exactly make sense as to how I eat either, so never mind!

@BalletDancer901 FRICK-TIP: The McChicken is around $3. I would like one, please 👉👈

@Bonni3_Pupp3t Yes.

@BalletDancer901 No.

@Vannybelle1987 Of course! What size?

@BalletDancer901 Can I just have a sprite?

@FrickorTreat @W_freddy1987 Unfortunately, I don’t have enough coins to give BOTH you and twisted wolf a McFlurry. So unfortunately, it appears that you all may have to…. Well, fight for it?🎶

@BalletDancer901 @W_freddy1987 MCFLURRY

@ChipperAndSons This is a McDonald’s, not a wood shop, Mr. Chipper! Althouuughh, I could get you some McDonald’s fries. If you ask me, they taste JUST like straight wood!

@BalletDancer901 “Wood!”

@AaronAl68836455 Yes to the chicken nuggets and Big Mac for you, but no to the happy meal for Bon Bon. If he thinks that gluing my eyes shut is “funny”, then he can go buy his OWWWNNN food!

@BalletDancer901 I WANT chicken nuggets a big Mac and bon-bon gets a happy meal

@MichaelLas74502 Oh yessss! Of course! The little ones simply LOOOVE, as they call it, “choccy milk”.

@BalletDancer901 just a chocolate drink, that's my favorite thing from Mcdonald's

@firkcbears Um….. sure, feel free to take some! It’s not like this old jalopy is worth anything of value anyway (I once got a trade in quote for a half drunken mcflurry and a bag of fries for it)

@BalletDancer901 AAHHHHHHH I WANT MOTOR OIL FROM YOUR CAR

@MarlitoDezamon I just ordered it and they gave me the burger, but it appears that they FORGOT THE PICKLESSSS!!!

@BalletDancer901 I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

@Freddyfan_frick Just *one* nugget? Not 5? 10?

@BalletDancer901 U-uh. A nugget j-just one.

@TheMar10n3tt3 Understood! I’ll get you a 10 piece nugget meal with an icee cola to drink.

@BalletDancer901 Anything…

@EnjoyerSmith21 Yess, and literally too! Technically speaking, because I have consistently refused to open my eyes every time I do my driver’s test, I have never gotten a license…. As IF that would stop me! I just scream out the car window and rely on echo location to drive (sometimes it works)

@BalletDancer901 why does her render fits perfectly with a stock image of a car she's just slaying while driving over someone

I want to bring to everyone’s attention that as I am writing this tweet, Freddy and Foxy are neck and neck. Now, of couuurse, I would NEVER want ANY of my friends to be shocked... But if I had to make a choice, I’d choose Freddy over Foxy. #SORRY #VOTEFREDDY

@W1TH3R3D_CH1C4 Wellll, as you may or may not know, III am a transgender woman! BeeeeAUTIFULLY transitioned into the elegant ballerina who I am now! And no, this is NOT because the person running this account is a transgender woman herself… most certainly not the case at all my dearest friend!

// I'm thinking of continuing to do the shout out series past Lesbian Visibility Week. just make everyone queer lol I already have some characters decided, but if you want the character you're parodying to have a specific identity, reply with it here and I'll consider it!! ^w^