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@NFL_DovKleiman no bank or agent or mortgage company is fronting a non-top 5 kid a house. The car yeah but not that house and the guy is moving somewhere for half his life. Not real

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: New Colts rookie linebacker CJ Allen threw a massive NFL draft party in his multi-million dollar home for his friends and family. Allen also flexed his new $250,000 Lamborghini Urus in his driveway. He will only make ~$2 million per year after taxes.

@kevinwildes 1. KC- no brainer. If they don’t win soon, they’ll go all in before Mahomes prime ends 2. Eagles- loaded and in a soft division 3. Texans- Young, solid roster; X factor is Stroud 4. Pats- Already a year ahead of schedule. Gets 4 games vs MIA/Jets every year 5. SF

rules: 1. you wager your life savings (or whatever - just trying to reduce fave team bias) 2. you get to pick 5 NFL teams 3. you have a five year window 4. if one team wins the SB - you 10X your money What teams are you choosing?

@Thefactsdude Does Kristi Noem have a kid?

NEW: North Fort Worth teen caught on Ring camera chasing and shooting dogs with gel bullets A homeowner in North Fort Worth is asking for help identifying a young teen seen cruelly chasing and shooting two dogs with gel bullets (“Gellets”). Ring camera footage shows the teen relentlessly firing at the terrified dogs as they try to hide. He is seen getting on his knees to shoot underneath an SUV at one dog trying to take cover. Gel bullets can be heard striking cars in the driveway and the side of the house. One dog is cornered between two homes as the teen continues advancing. Fort Worth PD has been notified and is investigating.

@tonyposnanski That was a bomb

Just so I don’t get the “I’ll take that never happened for 800” comments.

My son has been on JV this year and played well. Today there was a varsity game against a top 50 Florida team with four D1 commits. They called him up to play. We lost 22-1 The 1 run was a dead center home run by my son.

@BenStiller @ogjrich @BenStiller Your website doesn’t have contact info. The St Joseph Goats arena football team (co-owned by garage beer) wants to promote you guys….no charge. Could you have someone DM our facebook acct? ps- outstanding hire in Adam Scott

@ogjrich Working our way west. Try Target! Good luck tonight, always interesting with these teams as you know

Hey @BenStiller where can I find Stiller Soda in Indiana?

@Sec_Noem @TSA My neighbors dog barks at night. Would you shoot it in the face for me? Tia

It is high time for the Democrats to end the DHS shutdown. @TSA officers missed their most recent paycheck on Friday as a result of the Democrats’ DHS shutdown — for the THIRD time in nearly six months. As Americans across the nation face hours-long wait times at airports, Democrats continue to play political games while @TSA officers and travelers pay the highest price.

@kenzianidiot Do the boys collab on building the list before the meeting or does your dad just spring it on them?

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 127

@atrupar Dire straits is performing in iran?

Trump: "Wait until you see tomorrow, wait until you see the next day. They're gonna be hit so hard. They're gonna be hit. They can talk all they want, but let's see what they do. So they're gonna maybe do something having to do with the Straits. I don't know. But they're being hit so hard. It'll take them 20 years to rebuild."

@livvydunne @Variety You’re quitting?

@Variety Dunne*

'Baywatch' Reboot Casts Athlete and Social Media Star Livvy Dunn in a Recurring Role variety.com/2026/tv/news/b…

@GavinNewsom This is the greatest reply in the history of the twitter

I spoke about my dyslexia. I know that’s hard for a brain-dead moron who bombs children and protects pedophiles to understand.

@kenzianidiot This might be the only acct I follow that has nothing to do with the person‘s job or expert field. Very clever with serious blow up potential! GL

tampons should be 50% off the day after international women’s day like CVS does with seasonal candy after a holiday

@bnice19831 If free agency stopped now, a 4th or 5th rounder in 2027. Watson/Cook money exceeds Walker/Tonga.

Don’t we get a comp for these?

@DanEastman2023 @HeroDividend Oil is down from last night, genius. Still way up and still volatile. You can’t break something, fix it a little temporarily and declare victory

@HeroDividend The Iranian navy is destroyed and ships are now passing through Hormuz… oil is down. Well played, Mr. President. Finally, a leader with the courage to do what should have been done in 1979.

Can someone explain to me why oil prices are crashing?

@GovSherrillNJ @usahockey @NJDevils Ignore the boos! If pedophilia, racism and grifting is your thing, be you bro!

A piece of history was brought back to Jersey tonight. Congratulations to the men and women of @usahockey on bringing home gold – and @njdevils’ own Jack Hughes for scoring the Golden Goal. Keep making Jersey proud.

@CalltoActivism Wrong. u try walking around high af on adderal and a full diaper

Trump is such a dick. There’s no way he didn’t feel the tap on his arm. He probably thinks making them sweat is funny.

@ClaireMPLS Is this really a problem in hoops? I assumed bad teams use the space to take on expiring salary dumps for picks

for ex, if you’re sub .500 for 3 years running by, say, 5 games or more, your salary floor would go up the following season by maybe 3%. it’s time for cheap owners who aren’t operating in good faith to stop ruining the careers of bright young talent. also fixes long term tanking

the #1 issue w/ the current draft system imho is the most elite talent are forced to play for (often) poorly run franchises who don’t make good faith efforts to improve my solution: penalize bottom-dweller teams with no year over year improvement by raising their salary floors

@KristenhCNN Dude loves planes

Howard Lutnick is traveling with President Trump back to Washington, DC from Palm Beach, per the press pool.

@MLFootball He literally yells “Cut”

🚨🚨THIS IS INSANE🚨🚨 A #PATRIOTS FAN WENT CRAZY DURING THE GAME, THROWING HIS CHAIR SMASHING A TV AT A #SEAHAWKS WATCH PARTY. The Seattle fans were not happy with him and took him throwing him through a table and pouring food on top of him. WOW 😳😳😳 x.com/Fatslob1123/st…

@stephenasmith But you were cool with him being a pedo and probable trafficker? K

My reaction: Video portraying the Obamas as apes was posted on Donald Trump's Truth Social page youtu.be/ddgZBpwtbls

@SethAbramson A staffer will take a couple mill in a payoff, say they did it and didn’t watch it closely or something

It seems the NYT had no hesitation at all granting anonymity to a Trump White House official as that Trump White House official exculpated Trump of any knowledge of this racist post. But how odd that the NYT didn't get *the name of the staffer* in exchange for the anonymity! WTF

So the White House "staffer" who just posted the most racist post in the history of the digital-age American presidency is going to be named and *fired*, right? Right? Right? And media will follow up on this? Because there *definitely was* a "staffer" behind this misconduct?