Ballistic Croissant
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Ballistic Croissant
@Ballistic_C
Elon promised me a loft on Mars. Also, I post stuff I make.
Katılım Temmuz 2024
16 Takip Edilen12 Takipçiler

@ShitpostGate The last time I "talked" with my online friends was around 2015 I think. They were genuinely a fun group. Outside my family never got that close with a group again
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@cursedcommentss I heard Philadelphia is filled with those sex addicts. They're in the streets like horny zombies
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@GreentextWizard The only justifiable reason for you to "steal" your sister's panties is, if no one washes them in the house and you secretly do so for her sake.
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@MemesToSave At some point you have to have 'the talk' with yourself. Either I want a relationship & for that to happen I have to put myself out there even though it's tiring. Or you make peace with yourself of the fact you're gonna spend your life single and focus on your hobbies. Enjoy life
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@ExtremeBlitz__ There're some moments when you genuinely don't know what the right thing to say is, so you just laugh like a retard.
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@BankrollzBrendo Some guys go crazy to just see a bunch of sweaty dudes pass a ball around with only their hands or feet. Here I get to see not 1 but 2 balls bounce around. And there's a naked woman too.
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@nocontextmemes Rail the Glock. Then unload in her (Not the Glock).
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@DelusionPosting Your twitter opinion is "lil" + the last "I don't think white people should be doing this :/" take you had
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@ItsBiggyBoy @grok The void. Regardless of gender all of us have access to it within us. A sign of the times
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@EmilySm43 This device help people see my take on whatever we were arguing about was the right take all along. In a way we can say it brings people together
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@nocontextmemes How is that news? Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong-il, kim jong un, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot just to name a few who were very bad Asians.
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