Hans Hedgeslop

-Suspended 5x -3x for supporting Patriot Front -Made the ADL list Hedgehogs as a hate symbol But I’m back, again. AND IM NOT FKN LEAVING!! Haters stay mad. If you already found me in the sea of Hans accounts congrats, you’re a real one. For the rest, help me find you!

@AntisepticHorse So this chick just didn’t want boobs so she changed her whole gender to make that seem normal. Got it. She coulda just said she didn’t want boobs.

Bros not gonna make it

@MattL_UK I don’t think they’re fluffy? I think they’re absolute brick house chonk units with bristly coats. But they are most definitely adorable

@BalmsBanchop Because they are so cute and fluffy!!!

#HappyHedgehog Tubesday! We're out here delivering more tubes to more animals! Today's lucky recipient is the wonderful Wombat!

@AntisepticHorse Many are saying this

@BalmsBanchop Peak male performance

Women don’t want you to know this but this is their ideal body type:

@HakoHedgehog_ Tubehead on a plane hog

It’s Tubesday! #HappyHedgehog

@PastaWaffen I can hear this image

It's Tubesday! #HappyHedgehog

@whiterabbiremux It was this post, and it’s the Bizarro crew that I made a post about a couple days ago. They are obsessed with me.

@BalmsBanchop can you show us the post and give us a name of who reported you?

Back after a 12 hour lock. Shout out to my assigned Hall Monitors: The Bizarro Cosplay Committee, who seem to think compulsively reporting my posts is a whole personality trait. Imagine obsessing over someone you despise and calling it a victory? 🥴 Literally peak Bizarro logic.

@The_Door_Waffen @Jooz_arnt_Yt Gams Glamfog

@NordicJake90 @WEST343401

@BalmsBanchop @WEST343401

-Suspended 5x -3x for supporting Patriot Front -Made the ADL list Hedgehogs as a hate symbol But I’m back, again. AND IM NOT FKN LEAVING!! Haters stay mad. If you already found me in the sea of Hans accounts congrats, you’re a real one. For the rest, help me find you!

@sigilstone18 HH!

@BalmsBanchop Heil hedgehog, fren

@WEST343401 What are you even talking about? You didn’t share an edit here. For some reason you made up an whole lie to ask a redundant question trying to be clever or something. At any rate, you’re giving unhinged vibes

@BalmsBanchop You know.. Bill C-9 just fucked us and our freedom so hard. It's whatever I'm just some guy. Thought id share some edits. Sorry for any misunderstandings. I'm not looking to self promote or create any problems this was just my way of countering the C-9

@WR_menace_ @LordMolyneaux3 When they’re set to good music it’s even better

@BalmsBanchop @LordMolyneaux3 I just wanna watch only this and nogs getting arrested lately. It's the only justice I see

The White Man Strikes Back Part 37. #SaturdaySmackdown

@boo4problems @Juli_2_Juli Wait what happened? Did you get suspended?

@BalmsBanchop @Juli_2_Juli We love you Hans! 🤍

Shout out to all my mutuals, you guys are truly amazing. If I missed your follow, if you’ve also respawned and have a new name, or if you just need to say Hey… reply to this post so I can find you!

@PossumHoss NEED WOMBAT

Need Wombat

@hippyresident Already dead. Rip

Is it just me or is 𝕏 just dying?

@hippyresident @nikitabier Bruh 😆🤣 what an epic block

You’re one sensitive ass jew @nikitabier

@Jooz_arnt_Yt Many are not saying this

@BalmsBanchop Balms Banchop Jeanhead hedge bop

@Jooz_arnt_Yt Fkn Balms 😆😭

@BalmsBanchop Heil Balms!

@LoisBLaneE29 😘

#FloofyNews: Before Hans-fly am kick bucket him humped am lotta dog poop. Am how flies breed. This where all new Hans came from. Them am hedgehog/poop/fly tribrids As am disgusting new species, them prone to unexpected illnesses. #HappyHedgehog Them all being quarantined