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A little late, but had to show off my groomsman cake from my wedding @DallasStars

@TheBear91_3 if 91.3 has a million listeners, I’m one of them. 100,000? I’m one 1,000? I’m one 100? I’m one 1? It’s me 0? I’m dead

@BallySportsSW @Rangers @BallySports I’d love to watch it but it’s blacked out on mlb.tv. Please go bankrupt

Kenta Maeda just knew. El Bombi joins the HR party! 🎉 @Rangers | #StraightUpTX | @BallySports 📺

@BallySportsSW Yea too bad I CANT WATCH THE RANGERS BC OF BLACKOUTS YOU DICKS

Keep in the Family Close 🤞 #StraightUpTX

Go Rough Riders #artravs

#TexasHockey GO STARS

@Complexity will HQ reopen?

@BillsRunTheEast @paulynarciso @GodsSonAtEarth @DallasStars Too* and also how is losing in OT going down early?? L take

@paulynarciso @BalsamEvan @GodsSonAtEarth @DallasStars Oh he scored top titty, where grandma hides the vibrator? Good goalies never go down to early unlike oettinger

Jake Oettinger is our number one, two, and three Star.

@BillsRunTheEast @paulynarciso @GodsSonAtEarth @DallasStars Dude must’ve been watching a different game to say that

@paulynarciso @GodsSonAtEarth @DallasStars Oettinger was not that great tonight That’s why the stars got tee times this weekend!

@cedeszbandz I've been waiting for a month now :(

golfwang ship my order challenge

@TMobile Birthday gifts for my amazing girlfriend. She’s done a lot for me and I want to give back to her

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@TMobile @Tesla I’m in college and whenever I go around campus I try and pick up bottles or other trash and recycle them. It’s not a lot but I think it’s one small step at a time. #TMobileTuesdays #Contest

This #EarthDay, we’re giving you the chance to enter to win an electric @Tesla Model Y 🙌 Just tell us what you’re doing to help protect the environment and include #TMobileTuesdays + #contest 🌱💧☁

@nez_eric @jameshubbardr Dude looks like an edgy teen

Why do I keep getting people trying to log into my Twitter?? I have 22 followers 🤨

pHroG

@MoonPie I had a moon pie for the first time. Tasted like marshmallows and sand

Missing 2018-2019

now that college board is being sued, PLEASE share with ANYONE you know in highschool that AP IS A SCAM, COLLEGEBOARD IS A SCAM, INSTEAD TAKE DUAL ENROLLMENT COURSES, TAKE COLLEGE COURSES AT COMMUNITY COLLEGE. do NOT pay for that $90 bs class that doesn’t even guarantee credit.

@yzypreme If you were a booger I’d pick you first

Drop fire pickup lines for tinder please