Balsamic Drizzle

Not all sharks are in the water

When you feel like trash, eat trash.

I would like for one of my stats when I die to be how much money I spent on FarmVille back in middle school

Do I really think he's cute or do I just want to touch his beard?

Me: *makes eye contact with cute boy* Me: *immediately starts thinking about what to get him for our 25th wedding anniversary*

I'm crazy but I'm trying real hard to not be

My cat is a Taurus. That explains why we get along so well

🔑 to being a well rounded person: watch lots of Chopped and Project Runway

Sometimes when I eat Mac and cheese I think ehhh but other times I question why I ever eat anything else

I am proud to say that I officially did not end my freshman year of college with a 4.0 gpa!! 🎉