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Switzerland will be spared.
World of Statistics@stats_feed
🇨🇭Switzerland made it illegal to boil lobsters alive.
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Mr. Change-da-World
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Mr. Change-da-World
@BaltyEnjoyer
My mango es ta blow up, an den ack like I donknonobody, arharharharhar.
under there Katılım Ağustos 2022
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Someone told me they were going to see Magdalene Bay and I asked them where that was, am I unc?
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Dr. Pepper goes with any red meat, and that is why it is goated
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Why would I wash my underwear if I'm just gonna not learn my lesson and poop them again?
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Dear Mr. President,
My boss's house is 2 weeks away from achieving nuclear capabilities.
Please act swiftly and accordingly.
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ARES!!! DESTROY MY COMPANIES CORPORATE OFFICE, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!
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@theofficialmads what if your parents named your Calms? How would that have impacted your life?
Respectfully,
Mr. Change-da-World
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Dad: Here son, have a beer
Son: Ew, this tastes like piss
Dad: Yeah, it's an acquired taste for sure
Alcoholic: God I fucking love piss
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Just saw the news that Santa's Sleigh was shot down over the East China Sea, the World we grew up in is fucking gone man
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Mr. Change-da-World retweetledi
Fully shocked that "Phantom of the Megaplex" came out 4 whole, entire, American years before "Phantom of the Opera"
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They call me The Smashing Machine the way I Dwayne my Johnson
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No one has ever offered me a cigarette before taking one for themselves, and it shows
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Why would I use full body deodorant when I could just have stinky nuts?
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