Jordan Banyas
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Jordan Banyas
@BananyasSplit
Proud voice of the Peanut Gallery

Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo. Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍 triblive.com/local/regional…

Great news! Congress is proposing a bill for public school teachers that will mandate starting base salaries of $60,000, plus a $50,000 signing bonus, overtime pay of 25% of their base salary, and student loan forgiveness of up to $60,000! Just kidding. That’s the federally mandated compensation package for an ICE agent. - BP Sweany



The Pentagon is asking Congress to formally change DOD’s name to the Department of War. The push - which DOD estimates has cost ~$52 million - would require 7,600 changes to law, per a legislative proposal sent to the Hill this month. ogc.osd.mil/Portals/99/OLC… H/t @TonyBertuca



















