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@The_Davos_Man Learn to make it. I love tzatziki sauce, learning to make it means I can have it any time I like

I fucking love that Iranian mint flavoured yoghurt with cucumber slices sooooo much. Shame I can only get it at Iranian restaurants. I wish they sold it at stores.

@sleepy_devo This wouldn't even make my suicide note, only God would know that it happened

if i ever did something as depraved as pay for my ex-GF's onlyfans, you would never be able to torture that information out of me. what the fuck are you doing, posting this shit openly on twitter

@DFDvbya @ConfedCorsair_ Spoken like a man whose ancestors got their asses kicked by that Germanic stock. Pick your own cotton, put on some shoes, and God bless America

@ConfedCorsair_ Midwestern Germanic stock is the ruin of America. Don’t understand how everyone else is so late to the understanding of this!

“I’m a midwestern german who is definitely a Southerner because I eat food that you people like and I listen to Luke Bryan. Also I love niggers and faggots.”

@fleshsimulator They bought a new house and didn't change the locks first thing?

You can't call the cops for something like this, ever. You go directly to a bar you're a regular at, explain the situation, and return with five dudes with baseball bats This is the legal system they operate under, this is the legal system they respect

@The_Davos_Man I mean, if you get some of the oil then it shouldn't be an issue

My god damn brother calls me: "Dude, I am on a train from Italy to Vienna, I have a big barrel full of olive oil. I'll arrive at midnight. Come pick me up and help roll the barrel to your place." What the fuck?

@KingHazeel @downbadcomment They're married, bro, married couples fuck

@downbadcomment Kinda agree with her. They're old enough to be grandparents, it's time to grow out of his frat boy phase.

@zaijian @ChristianHeiens @Alt_Azn Their ideology relies on not accomplishing anything, because at the end of the day they know it doesn't actually many sense. They're compulsive contrarians

@ChristianHeiens @Alt_Azn If libertarians cared as much about playing well with others instead of playing with themselves they might actually accomplish something

The lesson from this mass crash out is quite simple. Do not pander to Libertarians, ever. These people cannot be satiated in any way and there is no point in ever trying to court them. The moment you do, they begin to act like they own you. They have no sense of courtesy, no sense of loyalty, and regularly treat their own “allies” worse than they do their stated enemies. These people will genuinely take someone who agrees with them 80% of the time, and abuse them to no end even as they lavish praise upon someone who agrees with them just 20% of the time. It is preferable to simply be their enemy right from the start than it is to try and win them over. Don’t give these people the option to be on your side. Force them to become Democrats like they’ve always wanted to be. They’ll destroy the Dems from within anyway because Libertarianism is an inherently anti-political ideology that has no idea how to seize power and wield it. There are some with a libertarian-ish mindset who genuinely hate Progressive managerialism, central banking, and the Federal administrative state. These people are friends, not enemies. The problem isn’t with each and every person who may call themselves a “libertarian” or a “liberty-minded conservative”. The problem is with Libertarianism as a governing philosophy. It is useful as an acid and little more. Libertarianism can dissolve power, but it cannot build a lasting political order. We are entering an age where order must be reestablished. And this makes Libertarianism not only incompatible with the Right, but actually antagonistic.

@sumbolus @ChristianHeiens I think he was closer to the truth than you. It's not that they're democrats in disguise, it's that their only principle is the erosion of any and all power outside of themselves as a good. They're toxic to anyone who wants to create any sort of stability, but just the right.

You are tap-dancing around it so you may as well just out and state it: Libertarians are the trans of politics. They only adopt the name, personas and mannerisms of ‘libertarian’ because they cannot deal with the reality of calling themselves democrats. They don’t want the social stigma associated with actually being democrats so they trans themselves up into being republicans. Just start naming and shaming them.

@BorzzLightyear @DovySimuMMA Josh Emmett is just built different, man

@DovySimuMMA Imagine getting a 10-7 in the 4th round, then being unable to finish that guy in the 5th round And then calling yourself "hardest hitter pound-4-pound" 😂 Something isnt adding up

Ilia Topuria vs Josh Emmett had wild scorecards (44-50, 42-50, 45-49) 🤔

@ayeejuju It's called "apologize". My woman says hurtful shit to me, I say hurtful shit to her. If you don't mean it, and you make up for it, the issue resolves.

@Leila1H @eshaLegal If lying about your ancestry constitutes rape, any woman who wears makeup to the club is an attempted rapist

@eshaLegal As much as I hate to say it, but legally it is rape, if she wouldn't have consented to him as an Arab.. she is racist, but it is still rape. if she knew he was Arab mid-sex act, and said no.. would he have stopped? It is similar to operation Romeo (West/East Berlin) fake marriage

An Israeli woman had sex with a man who called himself 'Dudu' (a common Israeli nickname for David). When she learned he was Arab, he was charged with 'rape by deception' — because she claimed wouldn't have had sex with an arab. Israeli courts upheld this racist idea.

@chosengoof @hayjivepicks Did you see it touch the top guard before he stepped off?

@hayjivepicks It was pre-set to 185. It hovered in place, meaning the weight was good. It doesn't have to be completely motionless, just has to hover between the guards

Never seen such blatant corruption at a championship weigh in. Khamzat is one of the last to the scales and it takes all of 3 seconds for commission to shout “185” he doesn’t touch the scale at all, scale doesn’t even settle. Just gives him the weight. Insanity…

@vocalcry Some women are just into the troglodyte look. My wife is one of them, that's how I know

Let me get this straight so I’m supposed to believe that *this guy* was sexually assaulted by *this woman*

@kepharthorace @JMRaasch To avoid confusion. There are a lot of Cole Allens, John Booths, and Lee Oswalds in the world. Want to make sure some poor sap doesn't get blamed.

@JMRaasch Why do use all three names when describing presidential assassins? (And would be’s) John Wilkes Booth Lee Harvey Oswald Cole Thomas Allen

New images of Cole Thomas Allen have been released by federal prosecutors. Allen took a selfie 30 minutes before rushing Secret Service at the WHCD where he is shown with multiple knives and a handgun

@LChurch814 @The_Davos_Man "Broke" and "going to Stanford while your rich parents pay for it" is not the same thing, man

@The_Davos_Man Nothing says failing like coming to America as a broke college student and amassing a following that funds your work to the point that loser liberals online can’t shut the fuck up about you.

Don't know why you all keep calling him "the Turk" Hasan Piker is a leading example of the effectiveness of the American immigration process. He is a rich California white boy who keep failing upward.

@Xiphus1 The oddest part to me was having air be the one she struggled with. Aang learned water the easiest because it was so similar to air, with earth being his opposite. She should have struggled with fire.

*trashy mary sue with very little substance

@nimbytwink @depression2019 I've been back stage in multiple catholic cathedrals, and bro it looks like an office. There's usually some clergyman doing paperwork and an old lady making programs for mass.

@depression2019 I'm becoming pro Scientology until ppl share this energy for the Catholic church. Raiding these backroom ass office building “religious institution” searching for some magical lizard being excretion when the Vatican literally has time machines. Bug people

Think this is the deepest Scientology raid I’ve seen so far Almost got to Xenu

@mjarbo I watched this live, years ago, and can confirm the the first 3 hours is talking about Call of Duty, and there's a good 2 hours interspersed where they just look at Jeb memes. Yall need to let this go

This video response is really just 11 hours and 43 minutes of three guys discussing how they've never touched a vagina before

@Proud_Feets @romanhelmetguy You're functionally indistinguishable from a communist

Republicans, if you're not going to end the filibuster and pack the Supreme Court, then propose an Amendment that mandates the filibuster and fixes the number of Justices at 9. If Dems oppose that, then guess what? They're going to end the filibuster and pack the Supreme Court.

@emkenobi You've obviously never had a kid spend an hour or two showing you their toys and all the interesting things they own. Kids love showing stuff off, adults very rarely listen

Watching a fictional kid play with toys for a few seconds and thinking that’s what it’s like raising an actual human being is probably a sign you have zero idea what it really looks like being a parent and should not base your decision off of a video game character.