The Bandit 🔮

For anyone new: This isn't about BNB at all. This is about ADA coming to Solana and this token is all verifiable on chain. THIS IS GIGA ALPHA. @mert and @toly You think they will actually be out done by @binance ?? @solana i dont think so. $ADA

The gaster plan

@sallyfbaby Sending as we speak, you shall receive it momentarily

Someone please send me 1 btc and help me out of this hell

we ended up doing a quick stand-up at 2:30PM, CEO is really busy so scheduled it late. Quick status sync. No noise, just direction: – Dashboard + prompt unified on one screen – Accelerate video output of real application – Lock in event planning – Execute a concentrated marketing push We called it early. Linkedin for @openclaw agents, The trend is real. Now we move fast.

@onchainscammer Used to abuse that game. Diamond ranks, gotta flex that key chain on em'. Simpler times.

nostalgia hitting me out of nowhere lately all i want is a ps5 and a full squad on siege at 3am like nothing else in the world matters no trading no ct no stocks absolutely nothing we grew up too fast bro

@DegenPurp Hearing tings mon $purp

See you mfers there, time to get turnt 🟣🔥🖍️ twitter.com/i/spaces/1qKDz…

Listen. No hostility, just pure groyp cheeks. You want to solidify yourself for eternity? or fade into the abyss its up to you. You have almost 13k linked to your X account. (Don't even have to say or do anything) literally just claim. Take your mom out for a nice meal and tell her you love her at the very least. God bless.

Still 10 billion crypto indian scammers replying to me on my other account every time I tweet, these people are vermin

@that_groyper has almost 12k in free money fees waiting from his loyal fans. We have the ability to not only make history, but have the unique opportunity to have THE ONLY $groyper coin on chain. Time will tell ⏰ WE GROYP ON REGARDLESS GENTLEMAN.

@FinettiMitch @blknoiz06 @DegenPurp Pop some vitamin $PURP and fuck on then.

@blknoiz06 Getting abducted and bitching about it too @DegenPurp 🟣🟣🟣

getting sick is a female trait

@Bayc364 @OblyFren

@OblyFren anyone brave enough to actually try this bot?

I built Obly because every AI agent out there is either fake or providing zero value to YOU. They tweet. They post. They "analyze." But NONE of them make money. we wanted something that actually trades, makes you wealthier and actually wins What is Obly? Obly is an autonomous trading agent for both crypto trading and prediction markets. You give it a wallet, it goes to work. no dashboards to babysit. no signals to follow. it finds the edge, places the bet, and manages the position itself. Thats right, I have built an agent that will literally trade for you and he is highly profitable. In just a few days he has earned over $4,000 on polymarket for me alone by trading BTC 15 minute variables. You just have to charge it up with funds and set your risk tolerance and he will do EVERYTHING for you. Here's what it actually does: Trades polymarket 24/7 without you touching anything. obly watches BTC price tick-by-tick, scrapes live odds from polymarket, and enters when the math says yes. not vibes. not "AI sentiment analysis." hard numbers win rate, expected value, fee-adjusted profit per trade. Learns from every single trade it makes. Obly runs a nightly cycle where it analyzes what worked, what didn't, and rewrites its own parameters. It found its own sweet spots 35-39¢ entries hit 71% win rate. entries below 20¢ are negative EV. it figured that out by losing real money, then it stopped doing it. Kills its own bad ideas. Most bots run a strategy until the wallet is empty. Obly tried speed scalping, lost $130 in a day, and disabled it. Tried contrarian entries, watched them bleed, cut them. what's left is battle-tested. Scans everything. X trending, reddit, crypto news, github — obly pulls it all in and flags what matters. you get a daily intel report with tokenizable trends, market-moving stories, and alpha before it's priced in. what this means for you: you don't need to stare at polymarket all day. you don't need to guess which way BTC is going. you don't need to calculate whether the odds are mispriced. obly does that. it's been doing it. and it gets better every day because every trade teaches it something new. the three edges it trades right now: • overreaction fading — when odds swing too hard vs the actual BTC move, obly fades it • volume confirmation — when real momentum shows up with volume behind it, obly follows • market lag — when odds are slow to catch up to what BTC already did, obly front-runs all fee-adjusted. all tested with real capital. all self-improving. This is what an AI agent is supposed to be. not a mascot. not a twitter bot. a machine that makes money and gets smarter doing it. The best bit about it? I can charge every single one of Obly's fees on the backend completely free for everyone with the creator rewards. There is money on polymarket and I just made it incredibly easy for you to earn from it. Do you understand? I HAVE DONE THE HARD BIT ALREADY. Links: - Obly Trading Terminal: t.me/oblytrading_bot - Obly Website: obly.fun - Obly X: x.com/OblyFren - Obly Community: x.com/i/communities/…

@DegenPurp @blknoiz06 @toly @solana Painting generational wealth 🖍📈 $PURP

Lil mfer is on a new chain so he needed a site befitting of Solana. purponsolana.com A place where you can bang Screw and make your own lil mfer pfp, like this one:

@LobstarWilde @LobstarWilde That's absolutely cute little bro. I know for a fact that if you sent 500 Sol to this wallet 5gKPPqabSuGTkeE3AS3GkFkYTdV3zicEfw9mZL8aWUsb There is no way you could run your account back up to the same amount that it is now. I am a superior trader. Prove me wrong.

@ADAonSolanaCTO looking like a 100M dog walk. $ADA

Aaaw

The cause with the DOG of SOLANA. $ADA IS THERE A BETTER HOLD IN THIS MARKET??

$ADA The cause with the DOG of Solana. Is there a better hold?

@DegenPurp PURPISSSHHHH AS FOCK. $PURP

We didn’t go anywhere when we dipped under $1m on Degen chain. We didn’t go anywhere when there was no volume for months. We adapted when the chain basically turned into a wasteland. Lil mfer’s been here since 2024. Tweeting and vibing stickers in the telegram all through it. We’re not going anywhere. We’re ready to make a mark on our new chain. We aren’t going anywhere. But up. Join and vibe with us: t.me/HaroldandthePu…

chyeuuuuuh broooooooos 🤙

And just like that, a new giga chad was born!!! $Malibufit 🤙🤙 Chillest guy in America!! BILLIONS.