BandoLA
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@Ac7ionMann Lmao my homie bought these out gas station threw up all over himself if you have done any type of real opiates ts will make nod lmfao
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@DrewPavlou For every 1 baby or adult that dies in Sudan of aids is a win for Americans
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@4800Washington @UncleJeezy_Jay @LowkeyEnergy_ Hell yea they will n you will find out like the dumb bitch in the video 😂😂 like they stopped making guns after they made yours goof ass
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@Justare42171238 @DrDeath1776 Don’t care not dying for isreal lmaoooo
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@DrDeath1776 always the pussy mfs who loudest on twitter
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Boy... if you thought people dodged the draft in Vietnam!?
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Owen Shroyer@OwenShroyer1776
Breaking: Karoline Leavitt reports President Trump has not ruled out using a military draft in the war with Iran.
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@Skellatone @maddenifico Couldn’t even win against malnourished mountain people back in the early 2000’s 😂 yea it gonna be so easy today
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@maddenifico LOL, I was Army. Did two tours in the sand box. This isn’t going to happen. Dude plays way too many video games.
Chill out Edgar. It’s Iran, not Russia. We have shit that will drop every drone within a half mile. Not to mention, they’re easy af to hack.
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@autoelite49 @LoudOutside You said this on your business page lol. 🤣
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@ALPHA91 @socktickler lol every Indian poo family ik shacks up 8-10 ppl in a 4 bedroom 3 bathroom home let’s the kids sleep on the floor horrible disgusting ppl
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India is the toilet of the world. God, in his cosmic sense of humour, created a shit-themed country for the sole purpose of being laughing stock for the rest of us, and then filled it with people that can’t take a joke.
For starters, their skin is the colour of shit and they smell like shit. In fact the whole country smells like shit because despite being graciously gifted toilet technology by Europeans, Indians refuse to use them in favour of shamelessly shitting on the street. Their religion involves bathing in a river full of dead bodies and shit and worshipping cow shit, before throwing said cow shit at each other for fun and then eating it.
Their food both looks like shit and will give you the shits, as it has traces of shit in it from the cook not washing his hands. Instead of troubling himself with hand washing, the Indian uses the much more efficient strategy of wiping his bum with one hand and eating with the other. Even if he developed a genetic mutation that made him want to wash his hands, he wouldn’t be able to find any soap because Indian shops don’t sell it. Despite these awful standards of hygiene, the Indian rarely gets sick because he has consumed so much shit over his lifetime that he is now immune to the bacteria. This “shit vaccination” is the extent of India’s healthcare system.
Indians have a caste system based on the proportion of Indian DNA they have in them, with a lower amount obviously being better. This genetic diversity is shown by lower caste Indians having iron-supplement-shit black skin and the upper classes being the much more dignified shade of baby diarrhoea.
Naturally, their flag is has a bumhole symbol in the middle of it to represent their national pastime which is shitting. The country itself is even shaped like an anus-sculpted turd tip about to plop into the Indian Ocean (which to nobody’s surprise, is also full of shit.)

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@cliff_ohio This is literally a type of female that does this I only snuck in the club few times under age but everytime I did I’d see girls that went my school or near my age fw the grown men wit bottles n shii 😂😂😂 we go back to school aye “them hoes fast as hell boy”
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A 17 year old sneaking into a club and going in a rapper’s section isn’t grooming lol. Being fast is still the parent’s fault for not properly keeping a child in their place
Sesame Chiccen@Loccdawggg
Nah it’s definitely still grooming man lol.
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@SpencerHakimian Ban the gun culture in the United States. Even your own President is not safe there.
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@james_fost21071 @nocontextmemes Of course a Brit doesn’t know that dental hygienists make more than minimum wage. That would’ve required you to be at a dentist’s office once in your life.
The joke’s fucking write themselves.
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@Allladeen @ordernomercy @Truthovermyth @EnsignAshes Then stop mass immigrating to there countries “no one likes them” but yet you move into white folks communities in record numbers 😹😹
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1.4 billion people, and not a single world title in combat sports.
Lord Immy Kant@KantInEastt
An Indian man showcasing his strong Kalaripayattu skills (Indian martial arts). This is as masculine as it gets.
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@ScorpTx @txcannaco If they truly need it. Today someone became schizophrenic because of high marijuana use.
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Possessing THC beverages used to be an automatic felony in Texas for any amount. Now they’re sold across every major and minor retail spirits store across Texas. Why are we still arresting people for marijuana possession? #txlege
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@Subtweetdizdick @trapsntrunks They rlly playing wit bro rember mob ties ppl shot take off ovr petty gambling $$$ 🤣 them folks been grimy den a bitch
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@trapsntrunks He can’t say too much cause they gon off his ass lol
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Finesse2Tymes breaks his silence while explaining his situation with J. Prince & Mob Ties 👀😮💨
He says everything he’s doing is about making sure his family is comfortable — but once people started making it about him, the stakes got bigger. Now the goal is going way up 💰
Pressure, loyalty, and business all colliding… y’all think this gets resolved behind the scenes or is this just the beginning? 👇
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oh noOoOoo im obviously so jealous some homophobic peanut got popular by viewbotting and being misogynistic
my life is over /s
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Whooith@whooith
dudes 100% viewbotting
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@newusoficial When I was 11 I use to be a bully then I picked on this one kid who’s older brother was LB for hs football team he beat the dawg shit out of me humbled me kids need this it’s fucked up but you probably saved ur son for the long run
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Mi hijo de 10 años es un bravucón (bully). Me han llamado de la escuela mil veces porque golpea a otros niños. He intentado castigarlo, hablarle, terapia pero nada funciona.
Se cree intocable. Ayer, vi desde el coche cómo un niño más grande, harto de mi hijo, lo empujó y se preparó para pegarle. Mi hijo me miró, esperando que yo saliera a defenderlo. Puse el seguro a la puerta, subí la ventanilla y miré hacia otro lado.
Dejé que le dieran la paliza de su vida. Llegó al coche sangrando y llorando. Le dije: "Así se siente". Mi esposa dice que soy un monstruo por no protegerlo.
Yo creo que aprendió la lección por primera vez.
Seguidora anónima.
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@JET_THORNTON @shannonsharpeee Lmaooo go far enough in his background he big GD 😹😹 how nigga go from GD to VL whole diff nation bruh a goofy
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@shannonsharpeee They don’t understand Rickey a BIG vice lord in Memphis touching bro gone have consequences BIG consequences. You have to be from Memphis touching bro gone understand. And I’m not a fan of either one. ☝🏾
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